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It is interesting to read about you Lindilou.  I often wonder what people do and where they are from... the quilt that is akaQA. 

I would much rather read about other people.  It's a thousand times more fun... I guess that is why you asked the question! :)

I,m a nobody from nowhere in particular.

I don,t like to brag.

Ducky

Well, I think you are a SOMEBODY!!!!!! :)

NONE. We offer what we can given our life experiences. Not any diferent then yours.Welcome to the "Shrink shop".

My talent is telling people what to do, how to do it, when to do it, why they should not do it, why they should do it, where to do it, when to stay, when to leave, and most of all, where to go!  Yep that's why I get to answer questions here on akaQA!  The sign on my door reads...

Enter here for Duckadvice......short answers, long answers, dumb answers.....all for free!

Ducky

My degree is a WDYWFM!!

(Whadayawanfrome?) :)

First of all, I am happy you stumbled down the rabbit's hole.  You add a fresh voice!  
As far as credentials.....I have a computer!  

I can type. 

Life and experience. That's my creds. 

Colleen

thank you lindilou, so far I've found nothing I have to "tolerate" you for ;)

I got a masters in B.S....50 years of talking and taking crap, i think i'm qualified..

The school of life.

I feel a little out classed with all these diploma's and degrees, indentured tradesman in the printing industry, since 1966, spent 11 years in similar capacity with Chrysler / Mitsubishi car manufacturers, at the present time i'm a super in Print Finishing, retiring in 3 years. Because of the field i am in, i am conversed  in current affairs, maths amd english.

Ducky

You don't sound "outclassed" at all!

What I do not understand,the interesting thing about some people, a person can feel relaxed in their company.because the genuine high achievers are the people who have succeeded, they are more humble. They do not feel the need to boast.

I'm a writer and former tutor of English and I can teach maths too. Oooh, shock, horror! My husband is a maths tutor and and an IBM engineer. Any questions?

lindilou: Please don't make your questions so hard .... I'm having trouble here. :o)

I just have a smart mouth, don't get to use it much in the real world as it gets me into trouble.And I can say:" I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets, I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet" fluently.......

I know everything, now if I can remember any of it...........lol

One of life's extrapolators of its consquences.

I'm here, aren't I ?

I have a deploma in life

Cant say much My wife said my "Brains where throwing out with the "Afterbirth !!. Her Mum agreed.

I’m here and I have opinions. Some seem ok. Some cannot be read and are therefore roadside trash. I am not an authority on anything…even my own life is a mystery. I am here…did I mention that already?  

lindilou I really like this question because I like to see what life paths people have been down.  What I have discovered is that every human being has an immense amount of wisdom.  I believe people on this site have all been down different paths in life &  tapped into their wisdom and are willing to share it with others.  To  me its great if you or anyone was fortunate enough to have special training, but it really in a way does not matter because we are all so unique and special.  I am proud of my own accompishments which are many that have made me happy because they were goals I set out to accomplish.   I will name a few.  I do handwriting anaylsis and did it for a while when my department hired people at Stanford University.  I went to broadcast school and have done talk shows, have a B.A.  in experimental psychology and have worked with families and kids for over 20 years.  I have had lot of jobs which is good for me because I get bored easily on jobs.  I have a passion for justice, for all; peace in the world; happiness and growth for children & adults.  I think all people are beautiful, except for a few, just kidding.  I love life and others. I am really happy that I learned how to read and write.  Both of those areas were very difficult for me to learn as a young kid.   A big accomplishment for me, to me on a spiritual level,  is that I have gained insight and patience for people and appreciate them all, except a few.  A hobby I have is matchmaking.  That's fun for me too. That's part of my life path that brought me to the majestic akaqa community.

WE don't need credentials, just questions.

Just a teacher, an agony aunt to people on the web. 40 years of litigation doing my mothers court cases and a good background in medicine because I did the paperwork for my father who is a Vet, my brother who is a Vet, a sister who is a Doctor, and another sister who is an accountant. Have my own qualifications which I would rather not divulge, but the main purpose of being here, is my best qualification "I like People! and I like to help People, and I am non judgmental, And I don't take sides and I don't influence people with my own opinion, I just let them think things through given the facts. I also like to make the questioners independent of panels like anywhere, so that they do not have to come back to you again and again on the same subject. That's why I am a lousy businesswoman too, cos my students are left to migrate from under the wings of a teacher tutor.  I like gardening, a renaissance type of woman. Worked with Engineers, Lawyers and Pediatricians, Doctors, and that shows I am not that young! My case rests. And I will retire tonight. Good question though!. Have a pleasant evening mulling this through! And I am an ad-libber which means I try anything once, made mistakes on marriages though so that means I have to learn too!

Colleen

We've all gotten karma for answering foreign languages and we can also understand the questions asked in foreign languages. We know all about the translators on the internet. Boy you like to crow. I've seen you too many times now trying to claim you are not here for the karma. Me thinks you doth protest too much.

Colleen

You know, I just went through all your answers, all 284 of them and I found that you answered 9 foreign language questions. 9 out of 284. I answer 9 in a day if there are 9 to be had. Tell us again how you pick only the foreign language questions so you can not gain karma....

No credentials just a curious mind that has stumbled across some very curious friends with a curious way of stating the sometimes curiously obvious. Curious, isn't?

I,m nothing special, work in welfare (and have for over 20 years) live a fairly insulated life in a country town, but I do like to stay in touch and reading some of the answers on this forum supply me with incite and often practical help,the people here are not vindictive nor , condescending and through my own experience I have found them only too happy to help

Some of the question asked here  are so dumb even I can answer them

You sound like you are a little too religious. If we didnt answer, who did then?

Maybe i`m wrong, it just sounded that way;-) 

Lots of love

Martin

I would like to claim all of the unclaimed credentials that anyone missed claiming for themselves so  that we could all claim we have a real x-spurt here who knows it all….now if that person would please login we could all get on with the show of our appreciation and praise whoever you are. Yep, Just log right in there…and thank you.

I'm a mom, a wife, degree in early education, experience with crisis line, 25 years of successfully running a daycare and preschool, a degree in medical assisting and experience in doctors' office, newspaper columnist, book writer (didn't fly) but I wrote it, read a lot of health stuff, classes and then experience in counseling women in crisis.

I often think of akaQA and how when we all put our heads together we are genius. We all come at problems from our perspective. All different. Most good. I've worked other sites, a psychology board, writers site, studied Lupus when I thought I had it. I don't. Fibromyalgia. Chroni Pain. Weight loss. I've moved about 50 times. (All in California) Love music