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    Why man is always behind woman ?

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    +2  Views: 1039 Answers: 16 Posted: 12 years ago
    Preciosa

    because we are the best and they can live with out us

    16 Answers

    Following her scent..

    padovenick

    LOLing still

    When your men is well train he know where to stand.

    Appreciating the view.

    valR

    One of if not the best answer in my view - pun absolutely unintended :)

    That's where he should be. Some men can follow directions.............

    Not in this case.. she is s'posed to carry the beer while he looks out for beer thieves..


     


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    Dollybird

    Vinny, think they are both male.
    Vinny

    Nope!! Thats a female doing the work.. Look a little closer
    eggplant

    She must be Spanish because Spanish women carry the loads and do all the work while men have a siesta!
    Vinny

    I'm moving to Spain and changing my ethnicity to Spanish. I can already speak 3 words in Spanish. but they are only good for the Spanish brothels. I'm willing to learn a few more so I can go unnoticed..
    Dollybird

    Ok Vinny, sorry. your right.
    Vinny

    Huh?? Dolly, you going down without a fight?? drats! ok.. I'll take my winnings and move on.. LOL
    mycatsmom

    That's funny ! He doesn't even hold the umbrella over her head for her .

    Because women is smata... because women is smata... because women is smata... women is smata than man in every way...


    Sing with me now...

    dowsa

    Bought a new fishing line "Will be smata than you .so sing I WANT TO BE "FREE.( like a big fish in the sea. )Hee
    bluesman1951

    You can go first just in case there is a ambush and cannibals . Thin ice or giant craters . Just because we are men dont mean we are dumb . Cave men started this custom "Ladies First " in case of tigers ,bears ,and other hungry beasts . We only let you think you are smarter LOL
    FISH-O

    If the reggae musicians say women is smata then that is good enough for me.
    doolittle

    Silly blues- Do not forget that half of all Doolittles who talk to animals are women...so, they saved said caveMens a-- by going first.. That's right the women is smata! (singing with you Fishy)
    bluesman1951

    Those reggae rasta men smoke way to much Ganga . There thinking may be clouded ,the room is for sure !LOL Their opinions may be tainted by excessive consumption of high grade Ganja . Just saying !
    eggplant

    Yes, we are smata, Yes, we are smata, oh yes we're much smata, 'cause God made it so!
    FISH-O

    What dat you saying Blueboy? Woman is smata in EV-A-REE way!
    Reggae man at one wit da Universe. Reggae man know women is smata... ev-a-ree one know women is smata except yoo.

    To catch her if she starts to fall.

    Wrong ! This custom came about in case of ambush ! LOL !

    I always tell  my wife to go in the house ahead of me,  just in case there is someone in there

    FISH-O

    You are over the top brave!
    caddam

    Fish, my brother says I'm a deadly systematic killer, and calls me SIS for short.

    Where do you live? I'm always behind my wife. I open doors. She doesn't. I start the car, She doesn't. I answer the phone. She doesn't. etc,etc, etc;

    How about the man with no woman?

    dowsa

    He would be Lost

    Because we are Carrying a heavy load "Bags full of food .My middle name is Donkey and still do the Donkey work in the home cleaning ect.

    FISH-O

    Hee Hee... dis woman fish is still smata!
    dowsa

    I am getting "Mad .Mind you my wife has been saying that for years.Now listen little Sardine the bread is toasting ready for "you.still think your smata!
    doolittle

    Dowsa- Please! She's already been cooked to the crisp once!
    dowsa

    Dont worry doolittle. its the toast thats Crispy little Sardine I like under the grill two seconds.Not so Smata now.

    Sorry, I never heard the above saying before. The saying I know is, Behind every great man, is great woman. etc.

    dowsa

    Now Dollybird We cant have two "greats only one "MAN!Hee

    If she is walking AHEAD of him, he doesn't have to watch his back.
    Sorry, ladies, there are some women who ARE backstabbers.  None of us, mind you.

    dowsa

    I like a backstabber Who tells the truth!I will be two streets behind you Bob. hee
    Bob/PKB

    dowsa, I don't BACK stab. I'll come right to your face with a problem.
    dowsa

    "OH no you wont .You will have to catch me first.Hope you are a good runner girl.
    Bob/PKB

    I'm already waiting for you! :D
    valR

    So, is she relying on him to watch her back?
    Bob/PKB

    Isn't that what you guys are s'posta do??
    Dollybird

    In some countries, a woman has to walk ahead of a man, in case of land mines.!
    Bob/PKB

    I'll bet we don't ever see the faces of those women....burkas??

    It's actually the other way around........as my uncle used to say......" Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind "

    Is it a bad thing?


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