MARYHBLAIR

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WHY DOESN'T MY TIME MACHINE WORK?

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+6 Views: 1352 Answers: 23 Posted: 12 years ago

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ROMOS

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You posted this in 2025, I think it,s working fine.

12 years ago. Rating: 24
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clu

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the flux capacitor is clogged! Sorry!

12 years ago. Rating: 20
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PEOPLELOVER

Does this mean it is "fluxed

Does this mean it is fluxed Clu.

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commented 12 years ago

clu

no, its not fluxed, that's the problem

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Great reference to a very fun movie!

commented 12 years ago

caddam

Ya, you're right. Give it a good fluxing, that otta do it.

commented 12 years ago

Colleen

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Welcome back : )

12 years ago. Rating: 19
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daren1

Karma: 724049

You need 1.21 Jigglewatts and a Delorean that can reach up to 88 miles per hour...

12 years ago. Rating: 19
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Shootah

Jigglewatts? Are those sexually transmitted?

commented 12 years ago

daren1

lol......It's from the movie "back to the future"

commented 12 years ago

facebook

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Was it a Timex ! get yourself a Rollex.

12 years ago. Rating: 19
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PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

Have you got Mickeys big hand set on twelve?

12 years ago. Rating: 19
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Bob/PKB

:D Love this answer!

commented 12 years ago

digger

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Made in China.

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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caddam

Karma: 32540

Need to either wind it or change batteries

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

Did you remember to set the clock?................?

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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FISH-O

Karma: 954810

You bought the LG instead of the Samsung... I told you this would happen.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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ROMOS

Samsung were very good in 2019 but I feel personally they failed to meet the needs of the survivors of the apocalypse in 2062.
Only my opinion of course.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

In 2062 one must then buy Toyota... they truly have that "Lean Thinking" idea down in 2062 and therefore have increased their product line by 32,000 items... Scookum!

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

By 2090 the small ariel spacecraft was superior if you stayed within the Earth's atmosphere.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

In 2091... GM Motors makes a huge come back, producing the Uraser 2020i and Racerthon sst... These super-amazo time travelling machines can visit any planet at any time except February 13th. and December 7th.... Very bad days for planet hopping as there are far too many space vehicles out and about on these two major galactic holidays.

commented 12 years ago

whovin

One needs a Tardis the only way to travel

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

A Tardis is the coolest... there is no doubt about that.

commented 12 years ago

caddam

I can't figure out what you guys are talking about. You make me feel like I been asleep for 20 years.

commented 12 years ago

facebook

You guy are way ahead of my time Toyota,Samsung,traveling machine, spacecraft,is there a magic carpet here, Where the heck was I when all this was going on?

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

Karma: 385805

Well, dear, it's worked 'cause I was young when you left.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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leeroy

Karma: 199220

Because you can't travel back in time, only forward.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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zorro

Karma: 182125

Take it back to where you bought it.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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whovin

Karma: 126475

You must consult with the last TIME LORD only he can help THE DOCTOR

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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wonderer

good answer

commented 12 years ago

whovin

You're welcome

commented 12 years ago

wonderer

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How do you really know for sure that it didn't work.........did you read the manual?........It clearly states that you may not have any memories of where you've been or for how long......Pg. 16.

12 years ago. Rating: 16
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CHAIN

or maybe it needed assembling?

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

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Did you plug it in?

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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figtree3

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You could have it wound too tight.

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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doolittle

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You haven't packed any food. You need to eat! What if you don't like the food of the future? Twinkies, HoHO's, McDonald's fries, soda pop, beer...this is important inventory for your time machine! (and get that flux capacitor working!)>