PUNISHER9338

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I'll tell you guys something "Marrige is like going to war".

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+2 Views: 1439 Answers: 15 Posted: 12 years ago

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FISH-O

Karma: 954810

I can honestly tell you that mine is not.

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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dowsa

And mine Fishlet it takes Two to make it work I did not have to I am lucky .Still in love after "Fifty one years.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Soul mates.

commented 12 years ago

Benthere

Yippy !

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Hey Dowsa if your wife finds out about your 51yr affair you are in deep brown smelly stuff
Me? I am still having sex at 80 but I live at number 70.

commented 12 years ago

Shootah

That's what most women say, as they take their husband out for a walk on his leash! (Just kidding! I couldn't help it!)

commented 12 years ago

Tommyh

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Somebody once said "Marriage is a wonderful institution.But who wants to be in an institution?"

If it's war at your place either sign a peace treaty or retreat.

Nobody ever wins.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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doolittle

Karma: 378650

Marriage can be a "military conflict"...but going thru a divorce is a war.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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ole hipster

Karma: 76855

You got this one right and it applies to both sexes!

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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clu

Welcome back! good to see you!! this is for old hipster!

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

welcome back, Ole Hip. We missed you

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

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Marriage is always war from a female point of view.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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PUNISHER9338

"Thanks",Romos.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Not all women.

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ROMOS

I never said "all" women my little fishlet, just speaking in general.
lol
KOTF

commented 12 years ago

clu

this is why you have to walk in the woods talking to yourself! LOL

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

You got that one right clu.
lol

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

So, that's why I started talking to my self...LOL

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Bob/PKB

Not your best answer, KOTF. Watch your back. The subjects may be plotting.

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

REALLY? Time you change your opinion maybe, eh!

commented 10 years ago

FISH-O

Yep... I agree. :)

commented 10 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

Well it is like the army.

You have to pay "ATTENTION"

Pick up the grocery "ORDERS"

Your shed is the only place for a "MESS"

The house has to be a "ORDERLY" room

There times your wish you were "AS YOU WERE.

And you are very seldom "AT EASE"

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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mycatsmom

P.L.----is your spouse still living ?

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

2 wives deceased seperated from 3rd.
Dinner was cold, no excuse for that.

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lambshank

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maybe not exactly like war, just sleeping with the enemy sometimes

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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daren1

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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Chiangmai

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So is reading your misspelled words.

Nonetheless, I am tickled pink to find out you HAVE a wife.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Bob/PKB

21 year old college student, too.

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1967

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Been there, and its not quite the same.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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pythonlover

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I believe you........That is why i didn't marry, i did not want to go into battle.

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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Shootah

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Let me take this moment to smirk and laugh in agreement...there is a lull in the battle of wit and wisdom!

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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Bob/PKB

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I don't see the connection; wars tend to last way longer than many marriages nowadays.
In your case, if your marriage is filled with bullet dodging, strategic plans to get away for a few hours, and constant stress, lack of sleep, and discomfort....perhaps you should throw in the towel, wave the white flag, sign a peace treaty, and get a bachelor place where you can recover from PMSS, which is obviously "post marital stress syndrome".
Reviewing your Qs and As on this site, you might need a while longer to boot camp your way to being "combat ready".
And, one last thought.....A marriage is a partnership...two people on the same side, working toward the same goals, with similar values and morals. Quite the opposite of war.