Bob/PKB

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RIDDLE TO END ALL RIDDLES:

TWO INDIANS ARE CARRYING A CANOE.
IF THE WHEELS FALL OFF, HOW MANY PANCAKES WILL IT TAKE TO COVER THE DOGHOUSE AND WHY?

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+3 Views: 1103 Answers: 12 Posted: 12 years ago

Benthere

Who is the designated driver for this bunch ?

Commented 12 years ago

Ducky

You are Ben!

Commented 12 years ago

Benthere

I am used to it....reminds me of my college days. I didn't drink so guess who drove ?

Commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Oh Bob...what is the answer? The pancakes are getting cold, the canoe is growing mold, and the dog is getting old.

Commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

You really want to be told? Asking is rather bold! I need to be paid first....in gold!

Commented 12 years ago

doolittle

yes i want to be told. I cant pay you in gold. so what if im bold. i do not like being rolled.

Commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

That sounds like a scold. I'll put you on hold. And then you'll be told! I'll let you into the fold.

Commented 12 years ago

doolittle

now im growing mold!!!

Commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

OK: Person to doolittle: 17 pancakes, because watermelons don't have hair.

Commented 12 years ago

12 Answers

ROMOS

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None because fish don't have fur...and that is because bricks don't lay eggs in a snowstorm...and that is because of blue jeans.

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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doolittle

Yes, in the end it is always the blue jeans!!!!!

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

Yep! Doo, always the jeans!
lol

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Yes...please send the furry fish up the river to the canoe!!! the maple syrup sounds yummy! (however, since canoes are tippy please don't send the furry catfish- the dog could make the canoe tip over (you know how dogs can be with cat(s)fish!

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Yes I understand. I will not be in the canoe as it is quite full with the two Indians, the dog, and room for the pancakes. However, I will send them out with a water based gift card. and ,of course, a generous tip of little fish and worms for the furry fish. Is this acceptable?

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Do you have all your facts straight...for sure??

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

Are you talking to me O feathered friend?
Surely there,s nothing confusing about my answer?
Plain as the nose on your bum!

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Oh no ROMOS...nothing confusing at all! Why, I'm just...uh...double checking your facts...yeah, that's it...er..uh..double checking that's all. :)
(And I DO NOT have a nose on my bum...eeewwww)

commented 12 years ago

wonderer

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i give up.....

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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jhharlan

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I have no idea. Email the answer to me...........

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Ducky

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Bob...I'm on my way to help you...just sit tight dear....try to do some deep breathing and think happy thoughts. Hold on....not long now....I'll hurry. :)

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Benthere

Fish is sort of back...in & out.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

I'm fading fast, Ducka....aahhhuuuggghhh

commented 12 years ago

clu

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The dogs ate the indians and the pancakes then escaped on wheels!

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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ROMOS

I thought indians ate dogs? What about the fish with no fur, do you ever think how cold they must be??? Bbrrrrrrr!!!!!
lol

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Wo let the dogs out?? LOL!!

commented 12 years ago

clu

What about cat fish? Did you think of them with the dogs? Cat fish may have fur!

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

Of course catfish have fur, they,re fish aren,t they???
Pffttt!!

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

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Dogs love pancakes! But you won't need any because neither the canoe or the dog house are on wheels...and the blue jeans.

Since you mentioned the pancakes the Indians and the dog sure would like some for their canoe trip! With syrup please.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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ROMOS

No furry fish then???
Furry fish can deliver pure Maple Syrup.
Slow, but they,ll get to you eventually.

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

Do you realise how much this could cost??
If my scaley dogs are busy I,ll have to call in extra furry catfish.
Do you have a water based credit or debit card?
This is on a need not know basis!!!!
Do you understand????

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

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Threads like this make my head hurt.. :)

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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doolittle

dont strain your brain!

commented 12 years ago

daren1

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Great... now I'll never fix the hole in that doghouse.... I'm driving my kayak next time.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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ed shank

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Bob, put the bowl down.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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Bob/PKB

This is certainly my favorite answer. :D

commented 12 years ago

lewboy

Then the BOTTLE.

commented 12 years ago

taw

for the dog, or cat.

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

on second hand..Bob, pass the bowl.

commented 12 years ago

valR

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None. Purple ice cream doesn't have any bones.

And of course, Crocodiles can't climb trees

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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ROMOS

Aye right!!!!!
Crocodiles can,t climb trees?????

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

shhh crocs can climb trees but they will not do it with people around.
I am glad purple ice cream doesn't have bones!!! That, of course, would turn alot of people & crocodiles off (but the dogs might like it).

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

Good guess and investigating, but the question isn't the same. Very nice effort.

commented 12 years ago

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