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    Are you ready for an alien invasion? What would you do?

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    Aliens Schmalians!  They visit all the time.  They don't want to invade they want tuna casserole and fruity flavoured Chicklets.  So easy peasy to please.


    Welcome Alien Tourists!  Welcome!


    I will now translate...


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    doolittle

    Why that looks like Hippo to me!! I knew they were special, now I know why!!!
    FISH-O

    Hippos are brilliant creatures. I love them. :)

    First I would make sure the animals knew they were safe (except the tuna- apparently aliens love tuna casserole).  Then I would make a cap out of tin foil with two antennas above the ears. why? I saw it in a few old films that that is what you are supposed to do.  Then I would ask Fishy how to say "Welcome, Thanks for coming!  You look hungry would you like some tuna casserole?" After eating I would take them to a pasture with a lot of cows (apparently they like having pet cows).  Then I would let them explore my mind (yea, yea, it would be like us exploring an infants mind).  And before they departed I would ask to go into their ship..and give me a ride...when they dropped me off I would hug them and wave goodbye as they went off to visit Fishy in Canada.  


    Sounds Fun! Hope they come soon!!

    FISH-O

    Oh Doo! You can ask those aliens to bring you over for tea and a tour. Carl bakes don't you know! Yep! Carl loves to bake. Gluten free and simply delicious. They can have you here and back in no time flat... Aliens mess with the time continuum (that really is how you spell it! Ha!) all the over the place... no one would even know you were gone.
    When you visit could you bring Carl a tinfoil hat? He really likes the sound of that.
    doolittle

    I would be delighted to make Carl a tin foil hat!!! Thank you so much for the invitation!!! I look forward to the ride over and back and, of course, having teas and a gluten free treat with you, Carl, and the crew of the alien ship. I do hope it's soon!!! I will make you a very special tin foil cap with fins!!!!
    FISH-O

    I like the sound of that... my very own tin foil hat! You are wonderful.

    I don't think there is much you could do besides try to keep your family safe or evacuate to the boondocks? Maybe stock up on ammo before the stores get sold out, lol. Hopefully they'll be friendly and not meat eaters.

    FISH-O

    Don't shoot... You may kill Carl. I would be devistated. Put your ammo away man... this talk is madness! Madness I tell you! Madness!
    leeroy

    Well, o.k., as long as he doesn't try to eat my pets like he did in the movie. lol
    FISH-O

    It is all about the tuna casserole. I have a freezer full of them... you should as well. If enough aliens show up they will throw a party celebrating the tuna casserole. There is nothing like an alien party. Fun!
    leeroy

    Lol, you are crazy fishlet, I like that. P.s. I only have tuna salad with chopped onions, celery, green olives, eggs and sweet relish in the fridge. Hope that's good enough...

    I'd send them to yours and Fishlet's addresses.........

    doolittle

    Julie..come along!! Tuna casserole and cows and the Fishy, Carl, & the crew for some of Fishy's yummy herbal tea and Carl's baked goods. I will send you a cap!!!
    jhharlan

    Way cool only, I don't eat tuna.......
    FISH-O

    Tea and cake it is then!

    Drop back ten and punt!

    I would seek to learn their language quickly and provide care and comfort. If Roswell happened then an obvious problem is providing an atmosphere they can breath comfortably. The scenario for Roswell was a crash landing. Without president there were no protocols to deal with the problem. That is the problem with out of the blue events. Surprise! What is a better way to meet aliens here, or on the moon or Mars? or possibly in orbit. The event, unlike the movie version is more likely to be friendly toward the natives than the European invasion of North America was on the American Indian. Folk don’t always invade a space to ransack, pillage and plunder. Entering a room to extinguish a fire  can be surprising for the sleeping inhabidants of a burning building. But reason tells you they are there to help when you see their actions. 



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