Aliens Schmalians!  They visit all the time.  They don't want to invade they want tuna casserole and fruity flavoured Chicklets.  So easy peasy to please.

Welcome Alien Tourists!  Welcome!

I will now translate...

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12 years ago. Rating: 8
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First I would make sure the animals knew they were safe (except the tuna- apparently aliens love tuna casserole).  Then I would make a cap out of tin foil with two antennas above the ears. why? I saw it in a few old films that that is what you are supposed to do.  Then I would ask Fishy how to say "Welcome, Thanks for coming!  You look hungry would you like some tuna casserole?" After eating I would take them to a pasture with a lot of cows (apparently they like having pet cows).  Then I would let them explore my mind (yea, yea, it would be like us exploring an infants mind).  And before they departed I would ask to go into their ship..and give me a ride...when they dropped me off I would hug them and wave goodbye as they went off to visit Fishy in Canada.  

Sounds Fun! Hope they come soon!!

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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I don't think there is much you could do besides try to keep your family safe or evacuate to the boondocks? Maybe stock up on ammo before the stores get sold out, lol. Hopefully they'll be friendly and not meat eaters.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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I'd send them to yours and Fishlet's addresses.........

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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Drop back ten and punt!

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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I would seek to learn their language quickly and provide care and comfort. If Roswell happened then an obvious problem is providing an atmosphere they can breath comfortably. The scenario for Roswell was a crash landing. Without president there were no protocols to deal with the problem. That is the problem with out of the blue events. Surprise! What is a better way to meet aliens here, or on the moon or Mars? or possibly in orbit. The event, unlike the movie version is more likely to be friendly toward the natives than the European invasion of North America was on the American Indian. Folk don’t always invade a space to ransack, pillage and plunder. Entering a room to extinguish a fire  can be surprising for the sleeping inhabidants of a burning building. But reason tells you they are there to help when you see their actions. 

12 years ago. Rating: 1
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