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Can't see why any women wouldn't like that.

It does look yummy, ed, but needs more pineapple, mushrooms, toms, smoked ham, tasty cheese, onions, parsley, basil, oregano {all fresh}, and you would have a delish dish.

So I take it you forgot the champagne and flowers then?

lol...KOTF

Maybe she was expecting something more romantic, like a candle lit dinner at a nice restaurant.

pythonlover

Candles or no candles, pizza isn't something you would serve for a special occasion dinner.

Does the saying "Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus:" ring any bells with you?

If same size as real hart (female deer), she shoulda been bowled over!

I would love it but then, any Valentine gift would be remarkable...........

Works for me but i'm not  a girl...

Maybe she was hungry but did not want to break your heart.

Maybe if it were made with the sauce over the cheese? They do that with some pizza's, it would look a little more like a heart? I think it's cool.

Could be she wanted a diamond ring in the middle?

Is she celiac and is she lactose intolerant and allergic to dairy?  Also .... vegetarian?  I have to say Ed, that pizza would not make me happy.  I would have to sit and watch you eat it.

The problem was the crust.  It was brittle and tasted like cardboard.  That's all. Nothing YOU did.  Nope, nothing at all.  You couldn't have picked a nicer, more thoughtful, personal, lasting token of your affection.  What's wrong with your lady in the first place???  
AND, what did SHE give YOU for Valentine's Day?  It IS a 2-way street, you know.  Did she give you the beer to go with the pizza?  NO???? Well, I guess you are BOTH sharing the couch tonight. 

Looks good to me! Who thought of making it heart shaped?  I would like such a gift!

looks wonderful to me..........and besides.....its the thought that counts, at least you didn't forget

Lots of girls just don't understand how hard a man works at making their sweetheart happy.  The pizza is fantastic.  Brings tears to my eyes when I think of how sensitive, emotional, creative  unselfish some good old boys can be.

I think that's very clever!  Looks yummy! now I am hungry!

Perhaps her expectations were much higher than a pizza. Then there is the weight watching thing women do . The thought that comes to mind is : So the only thing you could think of is something that will make my ass bigger. More work in the gym on the tread mill ,so the g string you like will fit ,thanks a lot ,Mr no imagination ! Good intentions dont always have the best results ,sorry this did not work out I know you did try and I have been there . I escaped the ritual this year being alone Kind of nice . Could have ordered a hooker with the flower money and been way ahead of the game . Oh well maybe next year ,Ill think a ahead and save up for these special days .        Bill

Did you behave yourself? Maybe she felt duped because you didn't grab a handful of red pepper and Parmesan cheese packets.

country bumpkin

Maybe you called her sir instead of mam. LOL

Either she's lactose intolerant, or perhaps you shouldn't have left it in her seat with the box open for her to sit on!

i thnk i would have loved it

hungry as i am right now, id be soooo happy with a leftover slice, cold too.!

I think it was absolutely wonderful, silly girl!

1) The box is too big.

2) If she's 18 or over, she wouldn't even want to be taken to Chucky Cheese for Valentine's Day.

3) She would be required to tare up your heart to enjoy her gift.

A minute on the lips a lifetime on the hips

it wasn't very romantic, or personal. She had to share the pizza. Did you include a rose?

Try this next year or when you have some money:  A ring shaped like a heart, naturally with extra carat.  That'd do it every time.