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    3. What goes through a bugs mind as he hits the car windscreen.
    What goes through a bugs mind as he hits the car windscreen.

    Looks like no one knows so I will tell you. "S***"

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    +6  Views: 1084 Answers: 17 Posted: 12 years ago
    ROMOS

    Can,t I have half a cigar coz??
    Commented 12 years ago
    Dollybird

    Its the end.
    Commented 12 years ago
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      Closer attention needs to be payed here . Not endowing bugs with higher thought process ,the last thing physically through his mind is his ass  as they are connected the head and the backside . Just a joke . Have heard this one before . Funny  then and now as well !   Bill

      12 years ago. Rating: 15
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        His little bitty eyes and nose does too.

        12 years ago. Rating: 12
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          Now I would have thought his butt .

          12 years ago. Rating: 12
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            Bluesman, I have never heard of anyone faced with a dilemma saying "Oh! butt" "Oh! shit" yes.

            12 years ago. Rating: 11
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              bulletman

              PL, i have heard this before but for the life of me i can't remember-- old age is starting to settle in. -- i just read your answer, it's not what i have heard.
              commented 12 years ago
              bluesman1951

              Just keeping it clean . You are correct ! What I meant to say was Ass
              commented 12 years ago

              I didn't think a bug had any thoughts at all.  Now you're saying they have a mind?

              12 years ago. Rating: 9
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                PEOPLELOVER

                "Mind" what you are saying about our insectiverous friends.
                They are deep thinkers, I know I was married to one. But she "Buggered" off.
                commented 12 years ago
                clu

                Peoplelover , maybe thats how you got your name! (people) LOL
                commented 12 years ago

                I don't think he saw it coming.  It's the same way when a frog eats and bug.  Unless its a UFO bug and then it might think, "wrong calculations."

                12 years ago. Rating: 9
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                  Was the bug just flying by, towards the car, or flying away? It's head is going to hit regardless........

                  12 years ago. Rating: 8
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                    PEOPLELOVER

                    Now we`re being pedantic Jules, oh well I know not to argue with a woman.
                    Even when you win you lose.
                    Yes dear.
                    commented 12 years ago
                    jhharlan

                    Good comeback, I applaud you..........
                    commented 12 years ago

                    I,will ask my neaibour,her name is Mrs ,Bug.old man bug js not around,but she has two little bugs,

                    12 years ago. Rating: 8
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                      Sometimes you’re the windshield and sometimes you’re the bug

                      12 years ago. Rating: 8
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                        PEOPLELOVER

                        So very very true Itsmee.
                        What was that song "Some days are diamonds, some days are stones"
                        May you be the windscreen more often than the bug.
                        commented 12 years ago
                        itsmee

                        : ) and to you I wish the same.
                        commented 12 years ago

                        I hope nothing as I love bugs I always feel so sorry for them but there is nothing you can do for them

                        12 years ago. Rating: 7
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                          It's arse.

                          12 years ago. Rating: 7
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                            If the speed(s) is/are fast enough, and a vital part hits, death is most likely instantaneous.

                            12 years ago. Rating: 6
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                              Definitely his or her butt! (I'm making this an equal opportunity answer regarding gender!)

                              12 years ago. Rating: 6
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                                Nothing if the death is instant, otherwise your guess isw as good as anyone's

                                12 years ago. Rating: 6
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                                  crap!

                                  12 years ago. Rating: 6
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                                    itsmee

                                    fooey! Does anyone EVER say 'fooey'
                                    commented 12 years ago
                                    fjoel

                                    to "itsmee" my grandmother used to say fooey.
                                    commented 12 years ago

                                    Is the Wife got me Insured ?

                                    12 years ago. Rating: 5
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                                      I don't know what he had on his mind? maybe his ass, but his buddy said bet you having got the guts to do that again!

                                      12 years ago. Rating: 5
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