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I've always wondered.....

Two-part question: 1. finish the statement/question (be serious or silly, it doesn't matter and I have no control over your vivid imaginations anyway). 2. Look at other responses (if there are any), and supply an answer in that member's "comments" section. (Play nice boys and girls)

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+17 Views: 2120 Answers: 25 Posted: 12 years ago

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jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

Who puts those little bumps in the road to define lines and who makes them..............?

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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ROMOS

Little bumpy men/women who work at night,I don,t know their names but I,ve seen them J, just this morning they were down my street,I wish they would stop, it really gets on my nerves...KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

They are hired by a group of people named after the Velvet Underground. It is a three tier system that has worked ever since Andy Warhol painted the first soup can... everyone was sitting around on a few couches filming movies about nothing and a great idea sprouted up.
Now we all know where not to go.

commented 12 years ago

Shootah

The very elusive bumpmeisters, who only come out after midnight and tend to avoid direct light.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

They are made by Dartanien and fitted in place by the "The three Bumperteers"

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

The bumps are the work of Doots. Their mission is to distract OCD people like me who actually count them as they speed past.

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

I had a friend who almost convinced me that they were on the road to help blind people drive and stay in their lanes.......I wrote "almost".......

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Ha ha ha ha, Julie.

commented 12 years ago

Flip

Karma: 178071

why I was so fortunate not to have been born into a country where famine is a way of life (and often the end of same).

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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FISH-O

Straws.

commented 12 years ago

Tommyh

Yep.I missed that one Flip.Good answer.I have spent my life in Paradise & I am ever so grateful.

commented 12 years ago

west-bus

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.......................Why I am poor and yet so happy.

12 years ago. Rating: 18
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doolittle

Because $ and happiness don't go hand in hand.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

One can only have a certain amount of good fortune and still it does not balance out... You are a very fortunate person.

commented 12 years ago

bowlesy

i dont think it matters how much money you have money alone wont make you happy.quality of life is the key.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

West-bus because you are silly?
Me I am poor as a church mouse and as miserable as a mother-in-law.

commented 12 years ago

lambshank

I agree with peoplelover

commented 12 years ago

melandrupert

glad to hear you are so happy Peter xoxoxoxo

commented 12 years ago

Ann

You are one of the few lucky ones.

commented 12 years ago

Tommyh

Karma: 609115

What planet my son in law is from.He's one of those people who never worries,never finishes anything,is never on time,doesn't wear a watch.never carries cash. & He bloody-well gets away with it!

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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ROMOS

I thought that was unique to my son, we share a bond O one from across the seas...KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

He has discovered a truth that only exists for him, himself and Ed... Now let's not get going on the subject of Ed!

commented 12 years ago

bowlesy

dont knock it ,join him!!

commented 12 years ago

Tommyh

Not bloody likely Bowsley.LOL

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Tommy your son in law is smarter than you.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

He's got a great offensive line covering him. From the planet OSNFL

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

And in your position, you will have to accept it as nice as you can. You have a lot at stake there, man.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

Karma: 477486

Why some people are so arrogant/

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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FISH-O

Because they are not thinking in the opposite direction.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

I come from Australia so don`t you go calling me arrogant just because we are smarter than everyone else Ann.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

PL. I would not dream about calling the aussies arrogant. You people are one of the nicest, down to earth folks.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

FF. Theire brain only works one way- theire way!

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

It's that old, "I'm better than you because (insert one-dimensional reason here)." Sometimes I thinks it's a way of keeping people at arm's length so no one finds out how insecure the arrogant one really is.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

Bob, I totally agree with you!

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Bob, I totally agree with you.

commented 12 years ago

Jenn

Karma: 194594

why I have such a hard time telling if a women is actually a men... Some trannies are really good at hiding who they are and I really dont know.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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Colleen

some trannies can pull off being a woman better than some women and then there are those that you just know....could be the bone structure, the nose, the adam's apple, the constant need to appear sexier than they are and flirtatious attitude that stops short of accepting advances....Yup they can confuse and fool at times.

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

Just about got fooled in Thailand once, BOY they,re good lookin though...KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

Shootah

I remember seeing one who actually looked like a strikingly beautiful women, who I believed to be female...up until he spoke in a voice that was deeper than my own!

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

This is a Kinks song!...and so many others... U2 did that dress up thing and so did Pearl Jam... Kurt Cobain was all over dressing like a girl... Lou Reed ... not dressing but being with (the man/woman and the whale) ... Gwen Stephani's so very cute significant other...? ... maybe the subject is just ... kind of ... not so strange... Let us not forget the Greeks and the KOTF wears a skirt! We love the KOTF! All hail the man in the skirt! He is sooooooooooo cute!
Pricilla Queen of the Desert... You need to watch that movie. It is fantastic... It is flair! Everyone needs flair!

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

@ROMOS were you that disapointed you almost, I repeat almost< let him go?

commented 12 years ago

lewboy

Karma: 54015

How did Fish Fry get into that bowl??.

12 years ago. Rating: 17
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ROMOS

Now that is a long story, ask Ducka......KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

Yea, I had her on my arm then things happened..........lol

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

They (especially the headless wonder) didn't care enough and this is what happened... fortunately I look fabulous in blue. ... It's all about those eyes. Boogley.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

@ROMOS...Don't blame me... Colleen is to blame...yeah, that's it...it was Colleen, honest.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Yes, well, Ducka... your wing is still in a sling... hmmmm. Curious.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Ducka bet her she couldn`t get in the fed her until she was too big to get out.

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Fish: I think it’s funny when you said to Ducka “Don’t get your wing in a sling"

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

PL...that's just not true..not true at all!! I'm an innocent duck! :(

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

What do you mean didn't care, I tried to reincarnate you but with no luck..........lol

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

Karma: 267169

WHY?

12 years ago. Rating: 16
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doolittle

Why not?

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

Correct, WHY NOT wonder why.........lol

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

It' all about the land of the "What's not there"... makes perfect sense.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Because Y is a crooked letter.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

Me, too, Randy, me, too.

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Because I told you to ...

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

I've often wondered where Bob comes up with all of her questions! I'm always looking forward to them.....

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Tommyh

That's an enigma for everyone to ponder.Where doe's she get 'em.She must stay up all night thinking them up.

commented 12 years ago

west-bus

I think she has a Masters Degree in Psychology and she is weighing us all up. Beware!

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

I think she should put away her Christmas decorations, prune the rose bushes, and take that poor dog for a walk.

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

At least she has priorities...........

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

Karma: 262561

Huh?

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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FISH-O

Think ninteen, turn left and smile at a tree... plant a squirrel and hug your best friend... Don't for any reason forget to eat desert unlesssssssss your Doctor insists that you should lay off the stuff. Above all else just keep on being yourself. You are doing a very good job at that.

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

Huh??

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Yeah... whatever!

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

sometimes ...
hey Vinny! Good to see ya.

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

Good to see you too itsmee!! :)

commented 12 years ago

facebook

Karma: 187476

If I had a million dollar would you still wonder?

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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doolittle

Yes. Of course.

commented 12 years ago

facebook

Are you telling me you'd marry me anyway?

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

A million is only sixty percent because of taxes... I wouldn't wonder at all...except, "Where are you going on vacation this year?"

commented 12 years ago

facebook

Somewhere in the Caribbean Sea where Fish Fry can stay cool.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Lovely!
Paradise!

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

Of course, I'd still wonder. Money might get me to stop asking (especially HUSH money), but I'd always wonder.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Karma: 954810

I didn't wonder about this until a few days ago... It began with Colleen's "the Walmart and lack of the bra and shirt thing on what seemed to be a woman"... Continued through my question about underwear and now I find myself completely alone on the island of great underwear.

It truly disturbs me to think that there is an entire world of women wearing granny panties and wishy washy bras.

This could be why so many people remain single..... augh! Underwear!

If women don't care then it is truly frightening what men are up to in that department.

I do buy my husband's underwear and come to think of it... in my last marriage it was also my department... weird.

And so, this is my "Have you ever wondered"... because until a few days ago, I did not. I truly thought everyone was wearing great underwear.

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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bowlesy

you must have a pair of nics that are full of holes and look like crap but are extremely comfortable.most of the girls i`ve known have just a pair.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

NO... never. I have a rotation system and if the nickers do not look good they are out the door.
The personals have to look good... you just never know if the car accident is about to happen!

commented 12 years ago

bowlesy

my gran used to say"make sure your pants a clean just in case you get hit by a bus" if i get hit by a bus the last thing i`m going to be thinking about is my skidders!!

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

You have to worry about your shoes and your underwear and always clean your teeth and floss... no need for one single horrible moment beyond what is obviously not a very good day.
Actually you have to be completely perfect just in case that bus runs you over.
Your Gran and mine must have gone on pottery tours together!

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

@bowlesy,you should,ve told your old Gran that if you got hit by a bus the first thing you would probably do was s**t yourself, so why bother about the clean skids.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Romos... you are a pill... an underwear pill.

commented 12 years ago

bulletman

Karma: 324255

I've always wondered why frivolous questions get loads of answers and sensible questions get bugger all. :)

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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FISH-O

Primarily, because we are all hilarious!
You have just gotta laugh!

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

... And please take your underwear seriously.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Your dilemma Bulletman is brought about by eating crows.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Yeah..all this LAUGHING just makes me SICK...make them stop, will ya'..I HATE IT!!!!!

commented 12 years ago

west-bus

If only I knew. I wouldn't tell you.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

It could possibly be that many people's daily lives are filled with deadlines, heartaches, illness, and assorted worries and fears. Cutting loose in a safe place like this could be the thread that keeps them from being completely unraveled.

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

too silly sometimes - I’m an ogre but sometimes ....

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

What my dog is thinking?

Who decided on the animals names? why isn`t a elephant a giraffe, why isn`t a horse a cat?

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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lambshank

often wondered that myself, may be have more time on my hands than I thought

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

@PL...you stole my reply ye auld fart...KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

Nobody saddles a cat! :D

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

I take your point Bob, could you picture the race track full of cats.
But I do wonder who and how were the names given to the various species.
I can understand "MAN' and 'WOMAN" because until the female came along "Man: had no "WOE"
"Duck peoplelover, cyber smack on the way"

commented 12 years ago

CHAIN

Ask god PL, I'm sure she'll tell you.

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

My cat is a pig

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

and your dog is thinking about my fat cat : )

commented 12 years ago

witchway

Karma: 111975

I've always wondered why Fig Bars only come in square form?

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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FISH-O

It is a traditional wrap around thing... When you make them from scratch, you make them in the form of a wrap around cookie and then cut. Originally they are not square but a very long rectangle.
I only know this because I receive dates as gifts and if I don't find some way to use them they go to waste. I don't like anything going to waste. Figs and dates find themselves in the same style of cookies.

commented 12 years ago

witchway

FishFry, nice to know the answer to that. Thanks

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Karma: 1032535

Okay, now I've read the question, read all the posts, read all the comments and I think that I have just fallen into some really weird place! Suppose I had just arrived on this site.....trannies? road bumps? bumpy men/women? velvet underground? a headless man? plant a squirrel? underwear? On top of that, some talk about a duck and a fish in a bowl?

Yikes!!!!!! I can't even answer the question....I must rest!

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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FISH-O

Above all else, you are the most amazing Duck.
All good feelings can begin here.
Sappy and shiny thoughts!
Life is a smile.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

...and you, a fine, fine Fish!!!

commented 12 years ago

dad59

Karma: 105025

What goes through a dead person's mind "On not waking-up".

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Ducky

Hmm..thought provoking...lol

commented 12 years ago

valR

nothing

commented 12 years ago

dad59

valR are you sure??? Please provide evidence.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Thank goodness. I don't have to think about the alarm!

commented 12 years ago

lambshank

very little I think

commented 12 years ago

ROMOS

This never happened yesterday morning.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

What mind?

commented 12 years ago

west-bus

You will find out soon enough, be patient.

commented 12 years ago

daren1

Karma: 724049

Who stole my lunch in second grade math class..

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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Ducky

I did! Oops...thought it was mine. :(

commented 12 years ago

dad59

The TEACHER did it, he/she decided yours was better.

commented 12 years ago

valR

Karma: 217455

about many all kind of things and still wondering...

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

Astronomical... fish soup and underwear!

commented 12 years ago

valR

Yes, the ulimate eclecticist :)

commented 12 years ago

bowlesy

Karma: 26320

every day is a wonder,never lose the wonder of a bright-eyed child.

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

... and Dali? and macaroni and cheese? and what the heck rats think about all day long? and what a homeless person really feels like? Why we just can't get it together and why did John Lennon really have to go that way?... also UNDERWEAR!
Take the Underwear seriously. It is the closest thing to your skin!

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Karma: 258971

You always see Oreo’s. Kids dip them on TV. They take an entire page in magazines. Novelists mention them. What’s so great about Oreos?

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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PEOPLELOVER

Oreos are over sweetened and shocking but that is probably why kids like them.
It is all about deciding where your target consumers are then market accordingly.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Uh..let's see...they taste good? :)

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

What thought goes through a bugs mind as it hits the windscreen of a car.

AUSSIES LET THE OTHER LOT HAVE GO FIRST AS I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW THE ANSWER.

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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ROMOS

Its arse.

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Close but no cigar.

commented 12 years ago

Ducky

Oh no, look out!!!!!

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Sorry Ducka, you above all should have got this one.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

"I must have made a wrong turn in Omahaaaaaaaugh."

commented 12 years ago

bulletman

You may be right Ms Bob, a little silliness could be good for mental health. WHOOPS, i have made a comment under the wrong anwser, should be under mine!!

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Bulletman, you are obviously suffering from "Bullet withdrawl" have a fix then answer in correct question.
I give up on the yanks, do you know the last thing to go through a bugs mind when hit by a moving car?

commented 12 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Sorry Bob looks like I will have to let the Aussies in to answer, thanks for trying and you do not realise just how close you are.

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

Karma: 267169

Why do I have to carry my head in my hand?

When fish fry is tucked away in a bottle.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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jhharlan

If you didn't, you might could lose it.........

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

I never loose my head......lol

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

It is much easier to collect the thoughts that come from the top of your head if you can actually SEE the top of your head.
Rub the bottle (not caress, RUB), and our little sea creature will be released from bondage AND captivity.

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

Now, when you put it that way .... I am feeling very fortunate.

commented 12 years ago

Headless Man

LOL thought you might..........lol

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Karma: 258971

Why can some people talk and talk and talk and never listen?

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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Ducky

:) They believe that they are better educated, more intelligent, better read, better travelled, more informed, than anyone, anywhere....ON EVERY TOPIC!!

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Ducka, then do you think those people have more self esteem? Or possibly less? This is a very close relative of mine. I wonder if people will find the question way down here?

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

Ducka makes a good point. So do you, its mee. Often, the person who can't BE QUIET ALREADY is the one who has least to say, and is nervous about appearing boring by not contributing to the conversation. Backfire!

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

I guess what I really want to know by asking this question ~ actually I NEED to know is: How do you stop the bore? It happens to be a relative I love very much. This behavior of his is changing my attitude. It’s making the love go away.

commented 12 years ago

Benthere

Karma: 1556120

....about how it feels in heaven

5 years ago. Rating: 0
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