23 Answers

Visit my aka pals!!!

doolittle had it right visit all the guys on this site and hold a party and pay for hotel and flights it would be one good party then I would help out Animal shelters

I would like a no-kill animal shelter with a  lot of land for many animal homes. Also children's charities would receive help.

Pay off my kids mortgage,get me a new truck,Take my wife on a decent holiday (probably the U,S, & Canada.) Put some in trust for my grand-daughters.

A good chunk of that would go into tax-free investments that paid monthly dividends.  I would divvy the remainder with charitable giving, my family & friends (both of them), and some repairs to my home. I'd be able to afford the trips to visit aka buddies after tax season and grape leaf harvest.  I would be good to myself, but not irresponsible. 

I certainly would not be here on the net , i would be off organising the Aka party of the Century.

Give me a million and I will think about it.

I donate some to charity and get me a new house & vehicle.

I'd call my wife, tell her she can retire now, sell my house and trade in all my vehicles for something nice to travel in .... and travel. Get the guest room ready kids.

I'd spend it on negative attack ads against Barack Obama.

help out my family  and go to disney world.

I'd be one of those fancy rich typhoons , no not tycoon cause i'd blow it all..

I'd send my employer a postcard from Italy to inform them I'd retired !!

My CHILDREN.

AGREED!

Spend it...on the children and on re-forestation.

If I Had A Million Dollars

by Barenaked Ladies
Lyrics:

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

If I Had A Million Dollars is the eleventh (11th) song on the Rock Spectacle album. It is an original song by Barenaked Ladies.

I like the idea of the animal sanctuary,definitely there would be a good donation for the Chinese bile bears(just the thought of those poor poor creatures makes my flesh creep,i find it a sickening trade)O ther than them ,id look after the people that have looked after me

I would give 25% to family and close friends, 15% to charity, invest 35% in long- term stocks and bonds, and live off the remainding 25%.

Take grammar lessons.

I would use it all to fill up my gas tank on my moped and then go to DC and kiss a treehugger.

pay tithe of 10% on the one million dollars, donate 20% to charity, church and family then invest the 70% and use the returns to make this world a better place.

I  would definitely move ! There is too much crime around here.