Chiangmai
Fine: This is the word women used to end an argument and they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you're given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something. You should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh usually means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 regarding the meaning of nothing).
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she'll think long and hard before deciding how you're going to pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "You're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" -that's pure sarcasm and she's not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You're welcome"...That will bring on "Whatever".
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying ....Go to Hell!
Don't worry about it, I got it!: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?" For a woman's response, refer to #3
21 Answers
melandrupert
Bob/PKB
eggplant
Let me tell you that when my husband accepts a dinner or lunch appointment, the invitees add one hour. Say the time of lunch is 12:00pm it's + one hour.
If he tells you he'll be ready in 15 minutes, you will have to wait one hour. Don't talk about women, men are much, much worse.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 15 | |
leeroy
Thumbs up great question, it's very interesting!
Let me give you a little man language as well:
Yes dear, I gave up trying to argue....
O.K. Honey in a minute, stop bitchin at me already, enough!!!
Your absolutely right Dear, I give up.
Of course I like your mother, I can't stand that manipulative bitc*
Honey, are you awake? Well it's not because he want to have a long conversation with you, lol.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
FISH-O
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| 12 years ago. Rating: 13 | |
daren1
dowsa
fjoel
jhharlan
Tommyh
lambshank
mycatsmom
Poppy3
Darci13
one of my favorites quote from hubby is I have just got home from work will it wait !!!! my answer is well I have just got home from work too and I am cooking dinner cleaning and rushing around like a blue arse fly ect ect ect ect ect ect ect then after all the moaning and nearly getting in to a argument..... right I will do it ..... but why cant he say I wll do it in ten mins no we have to go through all this rubbish each time! amen
| 12 years ago. Rating: 8 | |
PEOPLELOVER
caddam
Chiangmai
valR
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you're given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
This is the one that I had to cope with almost my entire life...
| 12 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
