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    HOW CAN I FLY

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    In a plane.

    Flap your arms fast enough...........

    Jump, it's a short flight but you will get better................

    Quantas,Jetstar,American Airlines.

    First class or economy.

    I would suggest a plane otherwise jump off top off a barn and flap your arms like hell you will know it did not work when you feel the gigantic thud.

    Easy! Just hop a plane! But go to the airport first. :-)

    Just make sure that before you jump from the barn or house roof, that your wings are properly attached!  I jumped once, the clip was loose and my wing fell off.....ouch!!

    Ed1530

    Darn clips

     Kite Flyingtry this or fly by plane! 





    ""

    Grow some wings, stand on a box  and off you goeoooooooooooo

    buy a ticket for your favorite destination

    You will need a lawn chair, several 100 helium balloons tied to it, and if you want to come down you had better have a pellet or BB gun handy.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Use only the heavy duty clips!

    If you were a mutant you could fly like a bird, otherwise you would need to get some sort of flying vehicle.

    ""


    See you in the spring!

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Hey..there goes one of my relatives!!
    melandrupert

    Ducky I think thats a seagull! oxox
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Distant cousins...haha

    pretend your super man..

    You'd haft to make a wish and become a bird and grow feather... but be careful not to turn out like a chicken, they end up BBQ.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    ...or a Duck!

    Fix a rudder to your back, wings to your arms then: Eat a Kg of baked beans washed down with copious amounts of Avgas.


    Lie face down on a smooth upwardly inclined board. Remove your lower clothing and whoooosssssh.

    ROMOS

    I hope there isn,t a crowd watching the take off, the residual backlash could be messy.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Bit like standing behind a rocket launcher.
    Did you hear about the two blokes at Heathrow that were in the Concord hanger and saw some liquid on the floor. They both rubbed a finger in it and tasted to determine what it was.One of them got a phone call early next day and it was his mate who asked "Do you feel Ok" His mate said "yes I feel fine" "Go and have a look in a mirror" He was back on the phone saying" 'Hey my nose has drooped down"
    "What ever you do don`t fart, I am calling from New York".

    get on an airplane or hot air balloon



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