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My situation today!
12 years ago. Rating: 27 | |
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"QUESTION TEN" For real! Back in high school, one of my creative writing classmates wrote a short story by that name. The question had NEVER been answered. Billy was sitting in the cafeteria with all the other students, and he got to that last question. Puzzling over it, he finally figured out which of the multiple choices was correct (I know, you'd think someone would've gotten a multiple choice question right by this time). The question, having a life of its own, saw Billy's pencil hovering over the correct answer, and broke the lead on the pencil, puncturing Billy's finger. Then the question liquified its poisonous ink and when BIlly's hand touched the paper, the poison ink mingled with the blood and got into Billy's system, killing him in a matter of moments. The students walked right past him at lunch, no one even noticing Billy was a corpse. An occasional chili bean dropped on him.....
(Please excuse the lengthy answer. I wanted to explain why "question ten" is the definitive answer to this question.
12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
When I was a child I became widely known as a child with all the answers. People came from miles away to ask me questions and I answered everyones question as best I could. From the very beginning, I knew I didn’t know how to answer any question so I asked God how to answer questions and I was given a sure fired way to answer every question that came my way. To answer a question is to understand the person asking for an answer... has simply denied knowing the answer. Their denial was keeping them from knowing the answer they had know and all I had to do was look there for the answer to be clear.
11 years ago. Rating: 7 | |