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    what is the answer to this riddle. you are my son but i am not your father. who am i

    (hint. It seems that it is not related to people whatsoever. It has to be something completely opposite of father and son. Thank you for all of your help so far.)

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    the mother

    constanta81

    i have already tried this answer but it is not correct sorry
    wonderer

    right, i agree.

    His cheating uncle ?

    constanta81

    thank you but it is not the answer sorry












    country bumpkin

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    Dang Digger, you have received the best answer. :)

    Little boy and his father driving down a highway 102 mph. Come up to stoplight,  run through it ,and get into a wreck. Little boy is hurt really bad , his father only had bruisesl. An ambulance comes by oicks up little boy takes him to hospital on north side of town. Another ambulance comes by takes father to hospital on south side of town. Little boy gets to hospital and doctors look at him , and one doctor says " i cant operate on this child he is my son. " Who is doctor ?     The mother. People dont see women as doctors as much do they.

    constanta81

    sorry but your answer is completely off the hook.thank you for your help anyway
    witchway

    I too remember this riddle back in the 60's. It was a difficult one to solve for most, because people didn't see women in high positions. Glad the times are well on the way to changing! This is a great riddle! Thanks zorro

    Could be a step-parent, foster parent, adoptive parent.  MOM is definitely an accurate answer. The answer "Mother" is an unquestionable fact.  Perhaps it's just not the answer you are seeking.  

    Poppy3

    Yes - Mother sounds right - you always know who the mother is but as to who the father is, is questionable.
    constanta81

    Those are really good answers but it did not work sorry

    Joseph.

    OK, let's just say you have misspelled "SON" and it should be "SUN".  Then the answer could be "earth".  It could be "shadow".  It could be a whole 'nother can o' worms.  Are we working on a crossword puzzle?  Do YOU know the answer, because you keep thanking us for our help, which implies you don't know.  ?????

    constanta81

    I do not know

    GOD

    constanta81

    I tried it already it wasn't it sorry

    its got be the Mother

    Is it Gods reference to Brian -- think about it

    constanta81

    Sorry that was a god answer but it did not work thank you

    I am your brother or sister.

    constanta81

    no that is not the answer. thanks.
    Poppy3

    No as has been said I think it must be Mother. Kind of you to answer though.

    Darth Vader

    ROMOS

    Wasn,t he Lukes Papa? lol..KOTF.
    FISH-O

    I put in a random answer for the heck of it...(It has been answered correctly) I wanted to simulate breathing sounds but I don't have that program!

    Mother

    But you didnt put the whole question. The little boy and his father driving down the road , the stoplight, and so on . Tin cup movie.

    constanta81

    wich riddle are you talking about

    Sperm donor?

    constanta81

    Funny answer but no sorry

    I am your mother, son!

    You are very confused unless you are the son of a very promiscuous woman or some form of animal, cat, dog, lion etc.


     I took my dog down to the Centrelink Office to register for financial assistance only to be told she was not elligable.


    I said" Why not she can`t speak English, she is unemployed, she is black and she has no idea who her father is"


     Her first cheque arrives next week.

    Ed1530

    Your right, dogs are people too.
    lindilou

    lmao!!!

    Test tube baby.

    constanta81

    Test tube baby and minister was really good but it did not work sorry and thank you

    A Minster.

    The Speaker. constanta81


     

    constanta81

    Awesome answer but sorry it did not work. Thank you
    cucumber

    URYY4ME

     God

    constanta81

    Thank you for help but your answer did not work

    If he is not your father then don't call me your son!

    I am sorry but I have already tried that and it did not work. Thanks
    Bob/PKB

    You keep saying you have already tried most of these answers and they don't work. Where have you tried them and how is it they do not work? Please respond as a comment to my answer. Thank you.
    constanta81

    How I know is that I have a game on my iPad and it comes to this question and none of these answers have worked so far and that is how I know.

    Sister

    Is it Fire and Smoke?


    The Grandfather?

    It is the mother

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