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    Can you have sex with your mother in law and still expect a normal family life?

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    Think about this, if you were to marry your mother in law, your ex wife (I'm hoping she is your ex wife right now) would become your step daughter and if you have kids with your ex wife, they would become your step grandchildren. Do you see this as a normal life? 

    zorro

    Couldnt have explained it better Colleen. But i think we are talking about some trashy rednecks from the swamps of louisiana, you know swamp people.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    It would give me a headache, just keeping track of who belongs to whom!
    "Hey, I'm not babysittin' tonight! That's Uncle Bobby's kid, ain't it?"
    itsmee

    @@ <--I’m so confuseled!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    It gets even better:
    He might have to marry the mom in law if he gets her pregnant and then he could be brother in law to his own child and his 1st wife 1/2 sister to the child.
    pythonlover

    Moderator
    I am wondering if the mother in law is in on it.

    Some things are just plain off limits. Stray dogs behave that way, Fido.

    clu

    Not just stray dogs, Ed Intact dogs are like that! It's the animal Kingdom!

    Theres some very very strange people about............Sorry!Just thinking aloud!!!!!         Incidentally oh no,think youll find most of the people on here are pretty much unshockable so if that was your intention you wasted your time

    That would be a conflict of interest dont you think.

    doolittle

    You bet..your spouse would be able to suck u dry with a good lawyer

    What do you think seriously are you a tiny bit perverted or slow witted or even worse

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Does a "slow wit" know that they're slow witted? (Just wondering.)

    No .. where are your morals, your life would never be normal that's if it even is.

    How would you feel about your father screwing your wife????


    Yeah,That's what I thought!

    dowsa

    His mother has been asking his Father the same "question for years "Screw me you mother fucker!

    """Ye Gods, what next! Are you a dog or a human? You are an animal...you need to have it cut off!

    valR

    mad dog!
    doolittle

    down right rabid!

    No you are a pervert do not except anything normal from someone like that.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Not perverted really as he's not related to her by blood.
    bulletman

    She could well be, if they from the swamp.

    ""

    oh no

    Forgive me if I have offended,but she is beautiful and inteligent and I thought she was out of my reach.I love my wife and her mother,who is widow.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    You're still married to your wife?? You do not need another bed mate, you need morals. Go get some of those. You have not offended me, you've offended your wife! Grow up.
    Your mother in law is not that intelligent if she slept with you.
    mycatsmom

    that emotican is cute
    Darci13

    Do not think that will be something either one will ever forgive you for.

    No! You should be ashamed for having asked that! Would you like it if your wife had sex with your Dad?  Shame on you!

    Bob/PKB

    THAT SHOULD MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR FOR THIS DxxKHXXD.

    I can't top any of the answers given but Bob/PKG has made me feel guilty...............

    ROMOS

    How did Bob make you feel guilty? Never saw or heard her here,why are you feelin guilty? PLEASE TELL?
    jhharlan

    @Bob/PKB questioned why so many viewed but didn't reply to so many questions so I couldn't let this one go by............
    Bob/PKB

    Please don't feel guilty....I would never want to say something you felt bad hearing.

    Still hung over from New Years' Eve are you?  When you sober up, read this.......NO!!!!!!!!!

    The good spelling of your Q is in conflict with its outrageous content. What are you up to? 

    There is some twisted thinking going on.- this is far from normal.

    Why don't you ask your lovely wife if it would be OK with her? 

      oh no Well you have the right name! this is one of those crazy questions that you come across if you have to ask yo know its wrong!


    &quot;&quot;eggie and me have the same!!!!!!!!


    ""

    ""

    Cougar in-laws are not uncommon and as you may know already and the attraction to forbidden fruit  is more than some can stand. Secret lovers and all that….evaporates into someone’s 'imagining things' when some may attempt to open the subject to consideration among the unaware.

    Shootah

    I wholeheartedly agree with you.

    whoa....like normal is meant to kick in there somewhere!

    Perhaps, when you consider that many men do not like, of get alone with, their wife's mother  ;)


     

    clu

    Get along or get on?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    clu....tsk, tsk, tsk
    itsmee

    : / Yup, Ducka

    By now you have the right picture .....right!!

    Itis not normal and that thought is not normal

    ""What's wrong with your grandmother? She's available too.

    eggplant

    How do you know he's Anglican, he may be muslim...
    doolittle

    Umbriel- dont think hes talking about marriage here
    bulletman

    If he was muslim, he'd be going for the daughter.

     


    OH NO!


    Nooooo more normal life for you!   Oh so foolish one!


    Hope to goodness the woman can not conceive ... would not that make your life interesting? 

    doolittle

    Well, Hell is probably "interesting"
    FISH-O

    Hell is interesting... look what happened to me! ... Well, actually I didn't have a lot of time to look around seeing as my tail caught fire so quickly...

    oh no , you said your mother n law is widowed...........................that should be a red flag !!

    Apparently your definition of "normal" and mine are very different!

    Anagram of Mother in Law -   Woman Hitler.

    Why would anyone want to have sex with a mother-in-law? That was the worst invention ever (not the sex).

    No, don't do it.



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