country bumpkin

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Have you ever rode a motorcycle while naked?

+25 Views: 4507 Answers: 40 Posted: 12 years ago

Sweetheart, you are out of control today. Please submerge your naked body into a very warm, very bubbly bath. Read a romance novel and sip some wine, indulge in some creamy chocolates. Candles optional. I'm worried about you.

Commented 12 years ago

OR a very cold shower

Commented 12 years ago

heres a good question for you. have you ever operated a jack hammer naked? what a sight that woul be. ha ha ha

Commented 12 years ago

40 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

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Two times, very chilly both times, too shy now.

12 years ago. Rating: 33

country bumpkin

Were you alone?

commented 12 years ago

1st time yes, 2nd time big cold nips stabbing me in the back,lol...KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

Thats just to darn funny! Lmao

commented 12 years ago

Come on ROMOS really, you expect me to believe that you even when full of the good stuff went naked in the wilds of Scotland.

commented 12 years ago

It,s true mate, more than 30yrs ago,twas in the summer, broad daylight, still bloody freezing though..lol..KOTF

commented 12 years ago

twas a lovely looking' sight!

commented 10 years ago

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Heck no , not to mention nobody want's to see me naked..

12 years ago. Rating: 26

country bumpkin

Nudity is beautiful?

commented 12 years ago

Sometimes, cb. Sometimes.

commented 10 years ago

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I rode a motorcycle for two years, it was to get from point A to point B, neither of which would accept that kind of attire.............

12 years ago. Rating: 23

WOW JULIE . That must have been a long trip from A to B.

Did you never have to get off to go pottie ??

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

tee hee. Hi, Julie.

commented 12 years ago

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No I seldom go anywhere naked! Except the shower! I think bugs hitting your body would hurt!

12 years ago. Rating: 21

Me too! and I wouldn't want sticky dead bugs all over me!

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

It probably feels the same as when you stick your hand out the car window when it's raining.

commented 12 years ago

Bugs freak me out! I've ridden motorcycles with a helmet and visor on and have seen the smashed bugs on it! yuck!

commented 12 years ago

clu and dooIm with you two!!(im nearly a poet!!!Only time im naked is in the bath!!Not a pretty sight either!But theres only the dog sees me so it doesnt matter.....

commented 12 years ago

They DO Rain drops, hurt as well never got hit with hail stones.

commented 12 years ago

Yes i agree,they could strike anywere,the bugs i mean,

commented 11 years ago

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No I would be arrested for recklass endangerment- the sight of me would be scary

12 years ago. Rating: 20

country bumpkin

Let me be the judge of that.

commented 12 years ago

Right! That will happen when pigs fly. (Oh, wait, some of them do) that will happen ........NEVER!

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

HAHAHA.

commented 12 years ago

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Jacob Southard of O'Fallon, MO did.

12 years ago. Rating: 20

country bumpkin

Hey, I think that's my ex.

commented 12 years ago

I hear he's well endowed. :)

commented 12 years ago

I saw this question and I thought it was soooo stupid but I read it anyway. Glad I did! Ha Ha. Jacob is lookin’ good.

commented 12 years ago

If you have it, flaunt it, I guess. By the way, you're not planning to O'Fallon for your summer vacation, are you? :)

commented 12 years ago

Hee Hee

commented 12 years ago

They were going to send his case to trial, but there was insufficient evidence!

commented 12 years ago

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I rode on the back of a harley, but not nude.

12 years ago. Rating: 19

country bumpkin

How did you like those vibrations?

commented 12 years ago

It was fun!

commented 12 years ago

Were YOU picking' up good vibrations?

commented 10 years ago

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Not a motorcycle but a bicycle, through a camping area. I was young, foolish and a little tipsy.

12 years ago. Rating: 19

In my mind’s eye I picture ya zooming past the hot dogs cookin' and the
people lookin’ Too funny.

commented 12 years ago

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Funnily enough no.....But this question has intrigued me!Just what have i missed?????

12 years ago. Rating: 19

country bumpkin

I ride my motorcycle nude on my property while I round up my cows!

commented 12 years ago

No bull ?

commented 12 years ago

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No. Fried eggs come to mind.

12 years ago. Rating: 18

country bumpkin

Would that be sunny side up?

commented 12 years ago

Eggs are difficult to eat on a motorcycle, No????

commented 12 years ago

Exactly, two eggs sunny side down, ouch! lol.

commented 12 years ago

If you fall off they would be scrambled eggs.

commented 12 years ago

Well I have a deal, any fried egg ladies who want the experience let me know.
You are assured of not falling off as I would tuck a "egg" under each armpit and squeeze my arms really tight.

commented 12 years ago

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NO and not bloody likely to either....

12 years ago. Rating: 18

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no but I did just have a bikini on in the south of France

12 years ago. Rating: 17

WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Melanie. That was you ?? Those bikinies are pretty skimpy. Bet you could feel the wind flowing through your toes.

commented 12 years ago

You go Girl!!

commented 12 years ago

pioneer2 and more xoxoox

commented 12 years ago

michmar118 those were the days I can feel a song coming on ~~xxxx

commented 12 years ago

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Countrybumpkin- do you have a pool on ur farm?

12 years ago. Rating: 17

country bumpkin

No. Why? Am I going to regret asking this?

commented 12 years ago

i like to skinny dip!

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

tee hee!

commented 12 years ago

Skinny dipping .... now, that opens a whole new discussion!

commented 12 years ago

Yup!

commented 12 years ago

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If I did that I would wipe out and end up between the asphalt and a hot muffler, no thanks.......lol

12 years ago. Rating: 17

country bumpkin

Talk about skidmarks! LOL

commented 12 years ago

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No...can't say I'd ever envision myself doing that. It doesn't sound like it would be done for comfort!

12 years ago. Rating: 17

country bumpkin

Exhilarating.

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

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This seems like fun eggplant. I hope you had a saddle. (*~*)

12 years ago. Rating: 16

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No i haven't, not even with clothes on.

12 years ago. Rating: 16

I'm guessing no cycling for you.

commented 12 years ago

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CB?,remind me,where is it youre from?Obviously not Northern England!!!!!!Flippin freezin tonight!

12 years ago. Rating: 16

country bumpkin

West Texas

commented 12 years ago

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nope, and back in the 70's I was too busy showing off my maxi coat and wedge heels on the bike, might add I lost most of the shoes leaning around corners

12 years ago. Rating: 15

country bumpkin

I loved those maxi dresses.

commented 12 years ago

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The closest I've been was baggies and a tank top, but the very thought of it reminds me of breakfast.

Two scrambled eggs and burnt sausage...

12 years ago. Rating: 15

country bumpkin

Funny you should mention breakfast. I'm eating Lucky Charms right now. I remember answering one of your questions along time back about Lucky and his Charms hiding out in my pantry. Welcome back!

commented 12 years ago

Thanks Bumpkin, nice to see you still here. Some of the old timers aren't still here, but good to see most of them. Hope everything is going good with you..

commented 12 years ago

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That sounds a good idea. Don't think the locals would like it here though, and it's a bit cold at the moment.

12 years ago. Rating: 14

country bumpkin

A pair of socks and a helmet will keep you warm. LOL

commented 12 years ago

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" Unfortunately Yes ."

12 years ago. Rating: 14

Seriously?!!? Details, please! And "Unfortunately" what??

commented 12 years ago

"Let me just say it involved a (Woman) a (monkey),and a rope. I can get into the oddest situations I'll tell ya!"

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

Was the monkey naked too?

commented 12 years ago

PANDA more info please!xxx

commented 12 years ago

Ah soo tell me #1 more bout this menkee you ride with naked verrry verry interesting. hmmm!!

commented 12 years ago

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Not completely naked I had to wear a helmet my girlfriend at the time was clad only in a helmet also this was many years ago 1972 I think it was, lot a skin was shown back then , 18 wheelers love the sight of us got a lot of toots.

12 years ago. Rating: 13

country bumpkin

I bet you did! LOL

commented 12 years ago

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I havn't . BUT it'll definitely be on my list of NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.

12 years ago. Rating: 13

country bumpkin

Let me know what you think.

commented 12 years ago

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Never have-but think it would b fun!

12 years ago. Rating: 13

country bumpkin

Imagine all the wrecks you would cause. LOL

commented 12 years ago

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Hey, countrybumpkin, we could go on a horse NAKED like lady Godiva in the days of yore.

12 years ago. Rating: 12

country bumpkin

I think that horse must have really liked you.

commented 12 years ago

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WHAT !?!?!?!?!?

12 years ago. Rating: 12

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I think it would feel good being naked. I never have.

12 years ago. Rating: 11

WHAT?? You,ve never been naked?? Not even when you were born?? The mind boggles, or maybe just my mind...lol..KOTF.

commented 12 years ago

I`ve never been naked on a motorcycle. Otherwise been naked at appropriate times.

commented 12 years ago

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No, but I have been naked while riding a motorcycle driver. Does that count?

12 years ago. Rating: 7

country bumpkin

That counts . LOL

commented 12 years ago

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.... too funny!

12 years ago. Rating: 6

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