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I like older men only I'm not looking, sorry............

Grandpachef... Thank you for the compliment but I think you have the wrong site.  This is a question and answer site.

Happy Holly Ho Ho Ho!  Season's Greetings!

 I like grandfather figures...

Well I was at a fitness club when I noticed a lovely young thing.

I asked the trainer "What piece of equipment do you think I should use to impress that young one over there?"He looked me up and down and said "I would suggest the ATM in the lobby"

Think Hugh Hefner and Playboy Bunny.    Read Benthere's answer again.  And again.  And again....are you getting the message??? 

Ducky

Maybe this IS Hugh Hefner?!

Well if you have money that peeks interest.  They say the greatest aphrodisiac for women is a man with money.  Many old and maybe even not so good looking, maybe no teeth, but if they have money they look oh so cute and handsome.  But if you don't have assets and the beautiful young woman still likes you, maybe you're one of the lucky men that has boy charm and/or charisma.  Either way you sound like a lucky guy with the women.  Have fun.

I hope the kids are answering questions in the pet section right now. watch yourselves.

Maybe she is just a caring person liked the look of you ,or you remind her of someone in the "past. have you long grey hair and beard ,went up a mountain came back down with two "Tablets one in each hand "Oh she "Gasped he is on the "Pill."Safety man .

Im with Benthere too.Unless of course you own a chocolate factory.....:)

It's a big turn-on when I watch you remove and  put your choppers in a glass.

Gramps, who are you addressing ?