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    4. A PANDA WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT....
    A PANDA WALKS INTO A RESTAURANT....

    He orders a full meal, including dessert, and enjoys every bite of it.  After finishing the last drop of his wine, he carefully wipes his mouth, stands up, pulls out a .357 and fires off a round into the ceiling.  Then he walks out the door.  
    The manager runs out the door screaming, "Why  did you do that?" 
    The panda turns around and shrugs, "I'm a panda.  Look it up."
    The manager finds the dictionary and looks up the word "panda".  "A black and white bear-like mammal native to China.  Eats shoots and leaves." 

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    +7  Views: 773 Answers: 7 Posted: 12 years ago
    PANDA

    "LOVE IT!" LMAO :O
    Commented 12 years ago
    Bob/PKB

    :D All for you!
    Commented 12 years ago
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      7 Answers

      Did you know some men are also known to "eat shoots and leaves".

      12 years ago. Rating: 8
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        Colleen

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        hahahaha!
        commented 12 years ago

        Bob, Bob, Bob please please please, don,t.

        12 years ago. Rating: 5
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          Bob/PKB

          can't help it. one of my favorites
          commented 12 years ago

          Perhaps the panda is one of the new additions to the Edinburgh Zoo and left the bar to catch a tram.

          12 years ago. Rating: 4
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            ROMOS

            Would that be Sweety and Sunshine yer talkin aboot. PANDAS F*****G PANDAS!!!!!
            commented 12 years ago
            nomdeplume

            I know how it winds you up Romos. Expect more Panda/Edinburgh/ tram jokes
            commented 12 years ago

            Title of book by Lynn Truss about punctuation. Well worth reading but many users of this site need to learn spelling first.

            12 years ago. Rating: 4
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              Bob/PKB

              I'll look for that book. Thanks, nomdeplume
              commented 12 years ago
              ROMOS

              Truss?? Hmmm, not so sure.
              commented 12 years ago

              cute very cute   I like it

              12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                Funny but  I can't help wondering what happens to the panda when he is finally caught and who served him the food.............?

                12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                  jhharlan

                  Oh.............
                  commented 12 years ago

                  oh.......not kung fu panda then?

                  12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                    Bob/PKB

                    Oh, no. This Panda was an ancestor!
                    commented 12 years ago


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