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    +8  Views: 1636 Answers: 5 Posted: 12 years ago
    Headless Man

    Why do we think cats would talk like that...........lol
    Colleen

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    I think because cats are seen as aloof and cool and someone decided that aloof and cool sounds like this.

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    Colleen

    Moderator
    Bwaahahaha!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! :D
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Hilarious!!! hahahahaha
    winfia

    OMG - priceless!!!
    Tommyh

    Cheaper too!
    FISH-O

    That is priceless! I have to show my husband...it might save his skinny butt this year! It it a horror movie when he gets up on that ladder.

    One Christmas my sister was in charge of preparing and tossing the salad.


    When served, my Aunt had the pleasure of biting into my sisters ARTIFICIAL NAIL that she lost during the tossing.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Ewww! LOL I bet she's no longer in charge of the salad!
    TSC

    It was a LONG time ago. That's when they sold those FABULOUS FAKES the girls all loved back then.
    Poppy3

    TSC oh my that salad was certainly crunchy, but not so tasty huh.
    TSC

    I didn't eat salads back then. Do now.

    OK.....Here's the story that goes along with Colleen's photo.
    When my youngest son was about 6, he spent the night at his friend's house.  It was the holiday season, and his family had a 20+ foot tall tree gracing their living room.  The two boys slept on the couch, and about 3 AM, the friend heard their little kitten meowing.  The kitten was in the tree.  
    "Don't worry," the friend told my son.  "I'll get her."  With that, the boy started up the tree. Of course, just past mid-way, the imbalance caused it to fall over with a very loud crash.  The parents came running from their room, followed by the not-much-older sister.  My son was laughing his head off.  
    The friend poked his head out from under the branches and held up the cat.  "I got her!" 

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Hahaha, that's cute! Was the cat afraid of the tree after that?
    Bob/PKB

    Good question! I know that the hubby got a thick piece of plywood and bolted the tree stand to it and reinforced the whole thing some more and it never happened again! Just thinking about it makes me laugh, 15 years later. Talk about America's Funniest Videos...

     i wish i had a few like the griswolds from european vaction to share but i don't..

    When my brothers were little and my older brother woke up early and switched all the toys to his side of the tree and left my younger brother with all the socks and underwear! My Mom and Dad had some fast explaining to do to de-escalate the situation. It's been a family funny even to this day.



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