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Well I went to mates wedding years ago and he was carrying a shoe box all the time, refused to put it down.
When I asked what was in it he said "A virgin detecto. she told me she was a virgin so I want to find out"
He showed me the contents and they were a small tin of red paint,a small tin of blue paint a brush and a hammer.
I asked how was that going to work.
He told me when they got to the Honeymoon Hotel he was going to paint one ball red, the other blue and if she said "thats the funniest looking balls I have ever seen" I will smack her between the eyes with the hammer.
12 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
You don't. But ... unless you have shared this information with each other before or during the engagement - something like this, She says, "Does it matter to you that I am not a virgin?" He says, "Does it matter to you that I'M not a virgin?" - if that conversation has not taken place, well then, you should not be getting married in the first place.
12 years ago. Rating: 5 | |