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    Speaking of stoopid questions.....

    Let's say there is a stupid question contest and the stupidest question wins a fabulous prize. What would be your stupid question?  Please no controversial or highly personal stuff, and let's not copy a question we've come across here.  
    This may be difficult for the "regulars" in my Q/A World; they are all very intelligent.  
    Hope you all can have some fun with this. FEEL FREE TO TRY TO ANSWER SOME OF THE DRIVEL.  COMING UP WITH SEVERAL CLEVER ANSWERS TO THESE STOOPID QUESTIONS ALL AT ONCE TAKES SOME DOING!

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    +18  Views: 4454 Answers: 36 Posted: 12 years ago
    Tags: illogical senseless lacking value stupidity
    west-bus

    What is the prize?
    Commented 12 years ago
    Bob/PKB

    The prize is a gigantic gold trophy of "The Thinker" sitting atop a marble base. A perpetual trophy, it will have a placard inscribed: "Grand Champion, akaQA Stoopid Question Winner" and placards with the winner's name and year won can be added. The winner gets to keep the trophy at his/her home until the next year's contest. The trophy is given at the annual akaQA awards, and the winner is determined by the home audience. The banquet will be held in Australia because there are so many Aussies and it gives me a good reason to vacation there. I wouldn't miss the banquet and meeting everyone for all the tea in China!
    Commented 12 years ago
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      "I need cash. Can I turn my credit card bill in and get the money back?"    WHAT??!     Actual question asked to me at my workplace!

      12 years ago. Rating: 14
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        FISH-O

        Yes of course you can turn your credit card bill in and get the money back....noooo problemoooooo.
        1-800-354-9800 ext.8978 Ask for Martha
        commented 12 years ago
        Bob/PKB

        This leaves me completely speechless, and thereby earns the Best Answer.
        Speechless.....absolutely speechless.....but fish girl, you are on a roll....
        This is the Mount Everest of stoopidity.
        commented 12 years ago

        O'course!  Why not!?

        12 years ago. Rating: 4
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          Bob/PKB

          This wasn't supposed to be in the answers. Please disregard.
          commented 12 years ago

          when his bank asked this govt. official that his account was overdrawn by $650, he answered, "don't worry I'll give you a $900 cheque on the account to cover. Now if this not a stupid answer, what is it? 


          Thought this advise might 'work' when you are short of money.

          12 years ago. Rating: 4
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            i'll give you a cheque- the bank has lots of money.

            12 years ago. Rating: 4
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              Bob/PKB

              There are people who actually believe that! :D
              commented 12 years ago

              do you sell electric foot pumps


              a customer asked me this in a store i once worked at

              12 years ago. Rating: 4
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                Bob/PKB

                Strange! I can't even picture what one would look like!
                commented 12 years ago

                Bob ! are you asking a stoopid question just so you can get a free ride to Australia ?

                12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                  Bob/PKB

                  I didn't ask a stoopid question!!! I asked FOR stoppid questions! :D
                  How do I get a free ride to Australia? When do we leave!?
                  commented 12 years ago
                  facebook

                  Sorry! I miss understood your comment, my impression was if you got enough akaQA's member you would be elected to present an award too the stoopid question at the banquet in Australia, However haft to turn down on your offer, You'd might want to give Dundee a call he might give you a free vacation.
                  commented 12 years ago

                  why most stupid questions get smart answers?

                  12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                    Bob/PKB

                    Smart-aleck answers, not necessarily SMART. :D
                    commented 12 years ago


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