100 men walking behind. Says to another spectator."Wow, this is some procession. What happened?" Well, in the 1st hearse is Joe's wife. They had a German Shepherd and had a fight. The dog, being partial to Joe, took a bite out of her jugular and she bled to death." "That's just terrible." "But it gets worse. In the 2nd hearse is Joe's wife's mother." "What happened to her?" Again, the dog was partial to Joe. At the same fight, the dog ripped into her mid-section, chewed up her spleen and liver. Never heard anything like it." "Can I ask you a question?" "Certainly.' "Where can I get a dog like this?" "Get to the back of the line!"
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I can't say that dogs have ever been the subject of my dreams but if I ever do get another dog It would be a small one.probably a Dachsund cross.I had one years ago & he was a great little dog.
Other than that my idea of a dream dog is one that could wash the cars & mow the lawns for me.A window cleaning dog would be even better.
13 years ago. Rating: 7 | |
Different mood.......
13 years ago. Rating: 5 | |
Glorious animal Randy.
I would like my next dog., if I last long enough to be a black pure bred Belgian Sheperd all style just like me..Google Belgian Shepherd Dog and see what I mean.
I love Rotties, Borders, Scotch Collie,. Germans, Labs, Golden Retreivers.
More a big dog man but like Westies, Jack Russells, beagles Oh bugger it I like them all.
13 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
ONE THAT LOVES TO HUNT !!!!!
13 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
Another dream dog of mine (wife's) that lies by my side as we speak.
13 years ago. Rating: 3 | |