eggplant

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Well, tomorrow is the day! Have you all girded up your loins and bibles ready for the afterlife? Haa, haa, haa.

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+5 Views: 2630 Answers: 26 Posted: 13 years ago

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jhharlan

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Sorry, I already have other plans for Friday........

13 years ago. Rating: 13
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Tommyh

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I'm not paying my Visa until Monday.(Just in case)

13 years ago. Rating: 13
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Colleen

did you leave me in your will just in case the other way?

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Tommyh

hahaha! Sorry kiddo,my wife is gunna need everything I leave behind.

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FISH-O

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????

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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west-bus

The lull before the storm. You'll see!

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FISH-O

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FISH-O

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????

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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mom

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Is it the end of the worls AGAIN? Damn we sure get a lot of warnings...lmao

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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winfia

I know, I know - it's always ending ... how about we have a party and call it "starting the world over!"

commented 12 years ago

Tommyh

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My dear fellow Aussie Eggy.Allow me to say how nice it has been knowing you over the past several months.

I don't really think anything is going to happen but there is no harm in covering all the bases.LMAO.

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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eggplant

We'll still be here annoying the stupid ones.

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Tommyh

I think so too.

commented 13 years ago

bulletman

Can i join, you come out with some beauties, Eggie.

commented 13 years ago

Tommyh

Boy she sure does

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

I hope I get blown over to Aussie land :)

commented 13 years ago

Tommyh

Well if there are any of us left we will certainly make (what's left of you)welcome Colleen.LMAO still

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

hahaha, I'm arriving in one piece. It takes a lot to smash evil ;)

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Tommyh

Well if you say so BB4.
It's all too much for my tired old mind to process anyhow.LOL

commented 13 years ago

Grit Savage

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Hey, I missed this prediction. who's responsible for this one? is it Harold again? ;-)

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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Colleen

Yup, dear Harold. ;)

commented 13 years ago

itsmee

Last time he made a prediction there was an earthquake where he lives. Oakland? Anyway, I'll bet that brought a smile to his face. He'd LOVE to be right. Stupid Soothsayer! (Say that twice!)

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

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????

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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pythonlover

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It is now 7PM on Friday,nothing has happened yet.I wonder how much longer we have to wait.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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bulletman

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IT'S 9.15 pm friday down here, i cant see or hear any apocalypses happening. ---- Who is Harold?

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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Yvonne57

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eggplant, what do you mean?

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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eggplant

Well, it's an old saying. In the days of Jesus I think they said that because they all wore dresses. So, they would lift their dresses and walk through the water. I think that's where it came from, but I'm no expert so maybe someone will enlighten us.

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winfia

Paul wrote that long hair on men was an abomination ... it did not come into style until the 2nd century ... the historical Jesus would have had short hair, no facial hair, and would have worn a Roman tunic.

commented 12 years ago

sheryVW

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i NEED NOTHING FORE THE "AFTERLIFE", when I m sleeping, dead and forgotten.

"... the dead know not anything... the memory of them is forgotten.- Ecclesiastes 9: 5-7.

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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bulletman

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9.ooam in OZ , sat. morning, nothing happened, still here.

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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bulletman

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10.00 pm friday still nothing. --- 10.35 pm zilch. --- a few minutes till midnight, oh well nothing happened, that was a let down, going to count sheep, good night all.

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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sniper1237

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yes eggplant its me sniper 1237 with my sniper m14 and slr self loding rife my quran and a walter p38 and a luger and my shermen for backbone will cheero mate ha the warld whould not end onlay god takes it away men dose not no plus i miss you my computer selfdestroc got boom not realy its just a virus now it is fixed hi from sniper1237 lock all doors there are zombie apocalpse

13 years ago. Rating: 6
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eggplant

Hi, sniper, I was thinking about you. Nice to hear from you. The man, Harold Camping who predicted the end of the world is a religious fanatic. He is always doing that and people only laugh.

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itsmee

You're sure right, eggplant. Sometimes he actually scares my grandaughter, age 7. Makes me kinda mad but Harold IS funny.

commented 12 years ago

Dollybird

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Dont tell me some people believed thoes silly predictions. !!!!!!

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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nomdeplume

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Bertrand Russell: ' Religion is a disease born of fear and is a source of untold misery to the human race'.

13 years ago. Rating: 5
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Poppy3

Brave answer - Wise man BR so many would agree.

commented 13 years ago

itsmee

I am going to do a little research on Bertrand Russel. I agree with dopey that you made a brave answer.

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

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God, I'm gonna miss that wine...

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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winfia

What't that in his right hand - looks like lighted ganga! If it is, he don't need no wine.

commented 12 years ago

winfia

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I didn't realize we had to gird our loins. Do they have girds on eBay? I want to be ready.

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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eggplant

I think it's just a sheet wound around the body.

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winfia

Whew, that's a relief!

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itsmee

Are loins the thighs?

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

I wanna make sure I gird the right place.

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flaminghanky

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After reading a few (stories) from the Koran the mormons story about Joseph Smith & the Catholic habit of passing the donation plate- to pay anal tax.(cover the costs of priests riding young boys).I find that religion itself to be the true root of all evil. And is much more likely to end our existence. Yes it is a wonderful thought to believe some all seeing all knowing ghost loves & protects you. But, ask a 12 year old boy just raped by a GOD fearing priest. Perhaps a family member just murdered by a Muslim. And please don't tell me not all Muslims believe in killing-it remains in the Koran and they all are willing to defend this book-and do not denounce the slaughtering religion like a person in disagreement would naturally do.Ever notice that religious wars never end? It's time to compare the tens of thousands of religions-realize non of them agree and they can.t all be right.Meaning of course they are ALL WRONG...Wake-up my wonderfull friends and simply treat others the way you would want to be treated.It really is that simple.

13 years ago. Rating: 4
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winfia

Here's one for you, flaminghanky ... do a Google on how many people God (of the Bible) killed. 20,000,000 in the flood for starters ...

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robertgrist

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Wake me when the survivor party is starting.

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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flaminghanky

Be happy to draw on a big mustache & put your hand in some warm liquid-Buddy ole pal.

commented 12 years ago

winfia

Wake up, it's time!

commented 12 years ago

Poppy3

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No - I'm waiting for next year.

13 years ago. Rating: 3
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Mr.Den

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Well when is the next date?.........................sense i am still hear I missed the last chance....

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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Colleen

I don't think he's announced another date yet. I think he's asked for a new calculator for Christmas since the one he has now keeps failing him. He needs to re-figure.

commented 12 years ago

Mr.Den

Wondering if a new ipad2 would help....LOL

commented 12 years ago

winfia

Well, at least he hasn't run out of fingers and toes ...

commented 12 years ago

winfia

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... well, I said my goodbyes, just in case and nothing happened. So there you are ...