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    A RIDDLE......................

    TWO 20-SOMETHING FRIENDS OF MINE CHORUSED THEIR FAVORITE RIDDLE AT A "FAMILY GAME NIGHT" I ATTENDED A FEW WEEKS AGO.  IT IS, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE WEIRDEST RIDDLE I HAVE EVER HEARD.  ANY GUESSES ON THE ANSWER?

    Two Indians are carrying a canoe.  If the wheels fall off, 
     how many pancakes will it take to cover the dog house?  Why?

    +5  Views: 863 Answers: 6 Posted: 13 years ago

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    I'm not even going to try....

    Bob/PKB

    Good answer. It would take your wildest imagination doubled to come up with it.

    This is like the bread joke my friends and I used to tell when we were kids...We were the only ones who thought the joke was funny.   It made no sense at all and we were sent into peels of laughter with each telling.  ... We were cute and wierd at exactly the same time.


    The punch line for that joke was, "None, it was a loaf of white bread."


    .....26 because if the wheels had stayed on the canoe they would have covered the dog house twice.


     

    Benthere

    Warp-o delux-o

    None because canoes dont have wheels.

    Colleen

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    Jenn!!! How are you??? Great big hugs to you!!!! xoxoxo
    Colleen

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    and doghouses don't get covered in pancakes.
    Bob/PKB

    Thumb's Up for providing an answer...not the one the boys gave me, though. Thank you for playing, Jenn.

    LOL!  The punch line to MY absurd joke  was, "It's a dead horse, you stupid fool".
    The laughter these two best  friends shared was absolutely heartwarming.  Better yet,  the sister of one guy recently married the other guy.  They are just too sweet.  Heck, the whole family is absolutely wonderful.
    Oh, your answer is a good try, but not the one I have in mind.  Thank you!

    great.. i'll never fix the hole in that doghouse, i'm driving my canoe next time.

    LOL, My 13 year old granddaughters will love it........

    Bob/PKB

    The answer will make her groan, though! Coming later today..........
    Headless Man

    They're so weird I'm sure they will love it the weirder the better.
    There favorite thing to say is "awkward"


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