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    (Don't read this if you easily get offended) A Business Deal

    A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 42.  The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says the black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore, he has to charge them $50 for them.


    The Chinese guy buys 25.


    He returns a few days later and this time he orders 50.


    The Jew tells him that they are even harder to get and charges him $60 each.


    The Chinese guy returns a month later, buys the Jew's remaining stock of 50 for $75 each.


    The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 42 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "....please tell me.  What do you do with all these black bras?"


    The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200 each------ and I get an extra $10 for the chin straps."


    ......this is why the Chinese own us.


    Business is Business.


     

    +12  Views: 957 Answers: 9 Posted: 13 years ago
    Spaceghost

    Good idea Chiangmai, I had said I was going to start doing the same thing whenever I ask a question, because whatever you ask is going to tick someone off or they misinterpret what you're asking.( DON'T READ THIS IF YOU EASILY GET OFFENDED) GOOD IDEA !!
    Chiangmai

    Thanks, Spaceghost. Sometimes we need to "caution" sensitive people especially when we have nothing but good intentions in the submissions.
    Spaceghost

    AMEN !!!

    9 Answers

    Well done, as usual.  The only little change would be to add a cup size to those 42s (C or D)

    I think that this is a very good joke, no one should be offended.

    Chiangmai

    Just wanted to make sure all is cool in this room. Thanks.

    That was Brilliant I have just copy and paste and sent to all my mates aroundthe world more and more Please xxx

    Very funny story, Thanks for sharing it.

    Chiangmai

    :) You're welcome!

    Cute but the ethnicity.....?

    Bob/PKB

    Had to be....the caps.
    jhharlan

    OH,OK...I've been too affected by the media.....

    Randy could give his arm a rest and carry his head in one. He would look so cute

    Headless Man

    Now there is a great idea......

    Didn't  Chinese men wear little black  skull caps   also,  seems  I remember a pic   of Chinese men wearing  skull caps,  or  did  I just mess up a   cute  joke.   LOL

    Vinny

    No, you did well, they wore little black skull caps with a little red ball ontop.. :)

    LOL------- ROTFL----- HA HA!! 

    How about another round of Business Deal?


     



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