kevinherrell
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FISH-O
He loves my back yard and so he is staying there. He bakes cakes in his spare time and he loves tuna casserole. I take him to the spa once a week. What more could an Alien ask for? ... Nothing! He has a perfect life.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 7 | |
First of all... he prefers "Carl". AND, secondly he loves the trees and the sky and the great big ocean. Carl is one seriously content ALIEN!!!!!!
.... That is just about enough... In fact, all I can take Colleen. I am halting the construction of the bird wing right now!!! You are taxing my patience!
.... That is just about enough... In fact, all I can take Colleen. I am halting the construction of the bird wing right now!!! You are taxing my patience!
SOMEBODY SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.0 DO YOU ALL SEE HOW EVIL SHE IS?
Now she's not going to build the bird wing :(
(evil)
Now she's not going to build the bird wing :(
(evil)
Now look at you spewing out false information... I will sue you!!!! Sue you!!!! You can now speak with Vladimir Dookalooka my lawyer!
I am done with you!
I am done with you!
HA! I know the story!!
You enticed him through use of his then favorite food and you trapped him!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, stupid hotlinking.....was a picture of a box trap with a taco to entice Carl.
Now you force him to eat only *gasp* organic healthy food!!
SAVE CARL!!
You enticed him through use of his then favorite food and you trapped him!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, stupid hotlinking.....was a picture of a box trap with a taco to entice Carl. Now you force him to eat only *gasp* organic healthy food!!
SAVE CARL!!
You truly do not understand Aliens. Carl is now performing his Magenta Dance in the tarragon bed... He is one gloriously happy Alien. And, the bonus... he will smell fantastic when he is done.
Standing Ovation Carl!!!!!
Standing Ovation!!!
That is one seriously talented Alien.
Standing Ovation Carl!!!!!
Standing Ovation!!!
That is one seriously talented Alien.
Great you force him to perform for you too. You are an evil, evil woman!
SOMEBODY SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, this is Carl the free range Alien from Jasper-Kola 417. Colleen I am the contractor for the bird wing... play nice, Alien Warrior Queen... Zingo-Mango Wingaloo is watching. You do remember what happened last time. (place cute little smiley face here).
I am nine feet tall... I can swim, fly and repel Hyper-Nova Skoocum rays... I have nothing to fear 'cept fear it's self! I AM AN ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
It's cake baking time Warrior Alien Queen ... see you in twenty for cake and coffee!
You are the Warrior Queen... The Fishlet is the Beauty Queen!!!! :D :D :D
Floaty Floaty nice thoughts... coffee and cake time... :D
Floaty Floaty nice thoughts... coffee and cake time... :D
Poor Carl. He thinks all Earth Women are Queens. You have hurt his feelings and you call me evil.
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It's not my fault you have him convinced all earth women are queens. Introduce him to skirt man so he knows what a queen is :)
Colleen
Ducky
I thought that I saw him running through the mall just yesterday! 00
| 12 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
Carl is communicating telepathically. He is telling me to not believe anything he posts here. He says he will be doing it under duress! 0.0
SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did the Alien look like my avatar or was his head a bit more 'roundish'?
Ducky, Ignore Colleen the Alien Queen Warrior. She has experienced a bit too much Ohhshka Wanta Ooogle-orr today.
Ducky, Ignore Colleen the Alien Queen Warrior. She has experienced a bit too much Ohhshka Wanta Ooogle-orr today.
Don't be fooled Ducky! Remember what Fishlet did to RR! He just went *Poof* *Vanish* one day.
Everyone knows that was the power of the Alien Nation!!! Don't give credit to the mild mannered, lovely artistic one... she is far too sweet for that kind of thing.
Ladies... coffee and cake in twenty. It is strawberry shortcake today....
Hunna Hunna Wippy shuck shuck.
Ladies... coffee and cake in twenty. It is strawberry shortcake today....
Hunna Hunna Wippy shuck shuck.
Just make sure they're really strawberries Carl. It's the mild mannered,lovely artistic earthlings you have to watch out for.
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