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    4. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, and 5. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
    If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, and 5. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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    +2  Views: 498 Answers: 3 Posted: 13 years ago
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    Hi Daisy;

    I noticed on your profile page that the title of your book is spelled incorrectly. I found your book on line and spotted the inconsistency. :) K
    Commented 11 years ago
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      I love this   thanks for the laughs!!!


       

      13 years ago. Rating: 5
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        LOL  If  you think you're a nobody, do you press  0  ? 

        13 years ago. Rating: 4
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          Cute...

          13 years ago. Rating: 3
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