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Laughter at things that are not really funny, slow speach, confussion, repeating ones self, forgetfulness, paranoia, blood shot eye, dry mouth, hunger....

Yvonne57

Finally - a straight to the point answer. Thank you Jenn. yvonne57

My Father in law maintained:

He always knew when he had had enough:

"There is a policeman standing on my fingers."

When they asked a question typed in all caps.

I got stoned one time in my life, proposed to a woman I didn't even know, Ate the roses in my friend's parent's garden,  stole a cop's flashlight that was writing me a citation for reckless operation (he didn't know I was stoned) and finally, woke up in the morning in the hallway outside my apartment because I lost my keys..  I can remember doing all that stuff, I just didn't care..

Apparently, I was acting ok, the cop didn't know..

" Person who stand on toilet high on pot ! "

If they are really stoned they would have marks on their body from where the stones hit them. Duhhh

"How do you get a one-arm stoner out of a tree? (Wave) ! "

" Their shirts are full of "pot" holes."

With a lot of practice you can just tell...

Your eyes look like their bleeding, your tongue is dry as a belt, you can't whistle and your drinking water out of a tropical fish tank.

country bumpkin

lol

" But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stone............"

One guy I know takes a hit every 3-4 hours day and night; I can smell it on his breath and I've been around enough when he does it.  I'm not really sure how he would behave if he wasn't operating just off the ground.  I kinda feel bad for him, thinking he has to be "altered" ALL THE TIME.

My youngest son is a pothead.  He has bloodshot eyes and a little slur and a smile that he just can't control.  He says, "What?  What?"  alot, too.

For myself, the last couple of times I almost turned to stone.  I didn't want to stand up.  I hoped I wouldn't need to pee, because I didn't think I'd be ABLE to stand up.  I knew no one should ask me to help THEM do anything.  The voices of the people around me sounded like they were very far away. I wasn't able to keep up with the conversation.  I wanted to close my eyes.  I'm not really sure if I enjoyed the high or not.  When I want to take the edge off myself, a beer or mixed drink works well...I know my limits and don't push them.......anymore.

Duhhh...

i only ever got stoned once, my mouth was dry, my body was aching, my ears were ringing, my back felt like it was being sawn in half, everything was moving in slow motion, i felt really scared - i didnt like it one little bit.

watch for needle tracks, glassy eyes, paranoia, out of character actions, laughter for nothing, people who shoot up tend to scratch a lot,staggering, vomiting, unexplained hunger, crack heads will "pick" at things on the floor sometimes on their hands and knees,looking for "dropped" pieces of rock.

They act sleep and slow, stupid to simple things they try to do.