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Who's wife have you lost?

I've got one "She's FREE" and I'll keep the kids with NO CLOSING FEES!!!  YOU MUST HAUL!

Hum.... I'd act mentally ill. Glue objects to the tables, lamps, car keys, coffee cup... Talk to my self, yell at people not there. Wear the same clothes for a week. Eat with my hands. Change the phone number and not give it to her. Laugh out loud when you are in a room alone(when she is home). I use to have a list. Cover the window with foil, wear foil on your head. Keep the voices at bay!

You can get creative. I got rid of a few roomies in college this way.

Good Luck!

Find something you have passion for, rock climbing, photography, whatever, join clubs with this interest. You'll met others! You already have one thing in common, you can build for there.

This takes time, everything worth having takes time.

Also when you meet someone, be modest, honest, and kind. It goes a long way!

A man put up an ad looking for a wife. Two days later he received letters  from about 100 men which said almost the same thing, "You can have mine!"