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    I'm a bright idea.


    I bring light wherever I go.


    How many light bulbs does it take to--------?


    Feel the power of the bright side.


     


    A day with out light bulbs is a day outside.


    Come on baby light my light bulb.


    ...and God said, let there be light bulbs.


     

    FISH-O

    Perfect. :)

    ""


    I am woman! Hear me roar!

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    I am woman! Hear me snore!
    robertgrist

    Wow! Are your toes webbed too? Are those arms yours? Can I get a massage?
    What time can you come over tonight? My OL loves strong women with a "Deadwood" vocabulary. I love strong women that can say what they mean and mean what they say. Go Girl.
    Bob/PKB

    My brother-in-law misunderstood the words, and always thought it was, "I am woman, hear me roar, as I throw you to the floor". He's been deathly afraid of his wife (yeah, my sister) for over 20 years because of it (and some other stuff). LBOL (little bit of laughter)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    If she looks like this, he had better be afraid! :)
    Bob/PKB

    She has a high forehead, if that's what you mean. LBML (Little bit more laughter)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Yeah, that's what I mean. lol

    Your itchiest nightmare....


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    mycatsmom

    a flea or a bed bug ?
    ROMOS

    A FLEA of course!
    Tommyh

    K.O.T.B.B. hahahaha!
    ROMOS

    FO, TOM!
    ;)

    Enthusiastic, hopeful, and ready to rock and roll, guv'nor!   

    I yam what I yam!

    mycatsmom

    Hi Popeye !
    Tommyh

    Oi! Olive.LOL

    Hack-hack-hack, cough...cough-cough-cough...hack-cough snort...snort cough spit.


    I tin-k I'm gown 2b ick. Romos gam-me a bug. 

    ROMOS

    That'll be "ROMOS"?
    Poppy3

    robertgrist - oh my that sure sounds like me!! Romos knows why - I am working on it.
    mycatsmom

    quit smokin' those cancer sticks.

    Exactly, I often wonder.

    I am a dad, grandpa, and husband, and friend to many...

      I AM WOMAN !!

    hector5559

    Me Man i forget the name of the chimp thats always hanging around??

    hunman


     


     

    Born Baptist, raised Presbyterian, am now non-denominational…….



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