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    After you die, what do the morticians do to your body?

    +3  Views: 1185 Answers: 9 Posted: 13 years ago
    carmaxable

    you look terrified of the answer !

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    they start by draining your blood into the sewer system and while that is happening they inject embalming fluid into you to help push all the blood out. Then they put little things under your eye lids to make it look like you have "normal" eyes. They also do the same trick to your mouth. Then they put make-up on you so you don't look so "dead" to all the people looking at your body. After all of that, they put you a fancy woodbox and display you. Then you get put in the ground.

    1967

    That's right Cheebz, then everyone says how good you look, bullshit you look freakin dead.
    Colleen

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    The blood does not go into the sewer system. Show me the facts if you insist that it does.
    Turbo D

    I think i would rather be frozen with my feet pointed down and then taken to the middle of a swamp and driven in!!
    dowsa

    Fact from a local Mortician.Blood drains directly into the sewer system.He said much more worse things go into our sewers.

    does it really matter at that point you'll be dead !

    Trust me! you really don't wanna know!

    Dont ask .Ok close your eyes "Huh sorry your Ears as well then you wont See/ hear then you will leave the saying Hey that wasn"t "Bad.

    Morticians won’t see my body as it gets incinerated.  

    dad59

    They'll still PREP YOU.
    robertgrist

    Prep it, not "prep you"…I’m not a body.

    It's minor compared to the MEDICAL EXAMINER!!  BUT IN RESPONSE TO TSC'S ANSWER,  THIS IS VERY TRUE, there was one arrested for having sex with the female corspes, when asked, WHY, he replied "Because they never say, NO".

    carmaxable

    thats sick.
    mycatsmom

    It's not funny
    dad59

    I didn't say it to be funny, I said it because it actually happened, FACTUAL-NOT FICTION.

    They have their way with you. :(

    carmaxable

    ive heard stories about that sort of thing. how gross can you get?
    TSC

    I try not to think about it. Most of those people work nights.
    mycatsmom

    TSC You're sick

    The mortician also plugs all of your orifices so the embalming fluid doesn't come out. 

    If you get embalmed, they drain it of all bodily fluids. Then, they fill up the veins and things with something like alchohol,or formeldehyde to preserve it. Then, they do their hair and makeup and dress it.



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