Jonyboy
16 Answers
Dardaigh
Ducky
country bumpkin
FISH-O
Get up from your chair, turn the music one (and I am not talking about the kind that your guest will enjoy... Think, 'Janes Addiction', 'Nine Inch Nails', 'Limp Bizkit', 'E.L.O' or 'Tiny Tim'), Tie a bandana around your head, bring out the cleaning supplies and declare yourself a "Clean-a-holic"! You just can't help yourself, now can you?
One of two things will happen.
A) Your friend will stare at you as if you have truly lost your mind and politely leave your home.
B) Your friend will join in and before you know it your Autum Clean-Up will be complete (It's magical actually!) ... Now you have time for Christmas Shopping! You are so organized!
| 12 years ago. Rating: 15 | |
pythonlover
All i have to do in a situation like that, is bring out my pet python.Everyone starts running.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
Colleen
jhharlan
doolittle
Tommyh
Chiangmai
2 out of 3 ain't bad. It could be worse.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 10 | |
Dollybird
Bob/PKB
I hope you aren't talking about a house guest who won't pack and go.
Cut visits short by telling your guest you have only 20 minutes (or whatever time you have) to visit. Five minutes BEFORE the deadline, start gathering yourself together, stand up, and thank him/her for visiting. Walk your friend to the door, open it and walk out WITH your friend. Close the door behind you, walk your friend to the car, give a hug and remind your pal you have to get going. Then go back in the house without looking back.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
bustieone
say, "you don't have to go, but you can't stay here" a famous quote from I don't know where, but seems like for this exact situation! (does anyone know where the quote came from?)
| 12 years ago. Rating: 5 | |
Well, they're flickin on the bar lights
Bands playin one last song
And if you want another round better order it now
It's last call
Crowds still rockin and its 2:01
The bartenders screamin at the top of his lungs
Chrous
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
You can walk, you can crawl
Get carried off by the law
But you will get the hell out of here
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
Well, theres a couple hidin' out
Gettin down in a bathroom stall
And there's a 20 dollar bet just waitin on the
Eight ball to fall
Everybody's beggin' for one last shot
Before they kick our butts into the parking lot
Chrous
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
You can walk, you can crawl
Get carried off by the law
But you will get the hell out of here
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
You can walk, you can crawl
Get carried off by the law
But you will get the hell out of here
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
mycatsmom
If (s)he's not staying overnight, tell her/ him shortly after they come in , that you have to leave at such and such time to go to an appt, or to baby sit, or what ever. Do that everytime they come over. If they're staying for a few days or a week, tell them that you're sorry, but you have to go to a Dr's appt, then a dentist's appt. .....then to a business meeting and leave the house often. Then, in the evening, yawn and say to your spouse, " Let's go to bed, dear, so the company can go home " Hee hee .If you do all that, (s)he'll get the picture.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 3 | |
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