Chiangmai
A nice calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you any cyanide to kill your husband. It's against the law. I'll lose my license. They'll throw us both in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide."
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Is this the same as killing two bird with one stone?
| 12 years ago. Rating: 4 | |
Later in life the man had a very rich very ugly woman passionate about him.
He agreed to marry her provided she changed her will the day before their wedding leaving everything to him.Well you have guessed the ending.
She didn`t die proving once and for all you can`t kill two birds with the one stone.
