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    Smile Out There..Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

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    +7  Views: 2264 Answers: 18 Posted: 13 years ago
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      To get on the other side
      13 years ago. Rating: 6
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        May be to avoid the toll booth ?
        13 years ago. Rating: 6
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          she was afraid some would ceaser!
          13 years ago. Rating: 5
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            leeroy

            Chicken Caesar Salad...
            commented 13 years ago
            Because chickens can't fly across the road!
            13 years ago. Rating: 5
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              Because she had a chinese shovel and it broke so she had to go overland?

              Because the bus route was quicker going the other direction?

              Because her rooster said get over there and sell that fluff?
              13 years ago. Rating: 5
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                Because she was too chicken and laid, the egg, it on the line.
                13 years ago. Rating: 4
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                  she wanted to see the other side(they say the grass is greener)
                  13 years ago. Rating: 4
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                    For some "fowl" reason.
                    13 years ago. Rating: 4
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                      winfia

                      Good One!!
                      commented 12 years ago
                      to get to the other side of the road, but half way she forgot what she had crossed the road for.
                      13 years ago. Rating: 4
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                        To explore the other side of the road

                        12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                          It was a rooster who had a fight with his wife, the hen. He ran for his life. She came after him with a knife yelling, " get the cluck out of here!"

                          12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                            To find some fine Rooster.............


                            ""


                             


                            Looks like someone I know..........

                            12 years ago. Rating: 2
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                              winfia

                              This person does look vaguely familiar, but I'm not losing my head over trying to figure it out ...
                              commented 12 years ago
                              Headless Man

                              Good choice..........lol
                              commented 12 years ago

                              WHEN MY KIDS were in kindergarten, the teacher finished the school year with a class play entitled "Riddle Red Hen".  It was based on the story of the chicken who wanted help to bake some bread, but everyone in the barnyard was too busy to help, but right there when the bread was ready to eat.  
                              The reason THAT Riddle Red Hen crossed the road was to get to her mother's side.
                              Final answer, Regis 

                              12 years ago. Rating: 1
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                                It was a rooster who had a fight with his wife, the hen. He ran for his life. She came after him with a knife yelling, " get the cluck out of here!"

                                12 years ago. Rating: 1
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                                  It was a rooster who had a fight with his wife, the hen. He ran for his life. She came after him with a knife yelling, " get the cluck out of here!"

                                  12 years ago. Rating: 1
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                                    This is not a true story. It was only a joke that a Nobel Prize winner (1946) told at a banquet held in her honor. The person (Howard Mess) at her table who gave the funniest answer got 58 more points. Mess is now dead and the inheritors of his estate are still fighting over the points.

                                    12 years ago. Rating: 1
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                                      because he felt like it

                                      12 years ago. Rating: 1
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                                        OMG that's a secret, but ill tell ya, *whisper* he wanted to get to the other side! *whisper* now if you tell ANYONE!, I WILL KILL YOU, AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!! GOT DAT LIL'BOY!?!?



                                        12 years ago. Rating: 0
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