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I am an inventor and an artist, just a very creative person. The first thing I would invent would be a politician ejection seat, like Batman had, the ones that aren't doing squat, we could detect the B.S. with your machine and Eject them with mine.

13 years ago. Rating: 7
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im still working on a bullshit detector...

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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How about this. A cap witch fits on, lets say an aspirin bottle or a similar product. The cap only dispenses one pill at a time. While suffering with a cold you cough and sneeze covering your mouth with your hand, you now attempt to retrieve one pill, but more than one always comes out of the bottle. So now you put the contaminated pills back into the bottle and guess what? All the contents of that bottle are now infected with your germs. Your family will thank you for sharing your cold with them.

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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I think back in the 70's, I said one day there will be a 'TV' on your dash with directions to where you are going.

I didn't invent it but I was early on the thought of GPS.

Phones on tables in bars so you could call the good looking chicks at another table..
Sobodt stole that from me too, I was going to call my place 'the phone booth' but someone stole that too!

Then I thought up the riding lawnmore races, I was really hot on that-- Someone stole that one from me too, not they have national events of lawnmower racing.

Then I thought how nice it would be for drunks at bars to have a motorized barstool so they would neve have to leave their stool when they had to pee, I thought a fish net around it too so if they fell off the stool they would land in the net--

Somebody stole that from me too, and not only that, they now have barstool racing..

So what did I invent? I'm not telling because someone will steal it too!

And with all this talk about drinking barstools and phones in the bars at the tables, you would think I am an alcoholic-- Actually I don't drink at all!

13 years ago. Rating: 2
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I invented how to get rid of head lice. I never patented it. Twenty years later a guy came up with the same thing. Darn it! And he's making money.

13 years ago. Rating: 1
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Hey stick your head outside if you get wet its raining, if it is hot and a big bright shiny thing in the sky it is sunny, if dark and a big luminious object shining that is the moon. It is either Hot or Cold seems to be no in between now days.

13 years ago. Rating: 1
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My husband and I have always enjoyed our animals, first we had many rescue cats and then the dogs came behind them. At the time of the cats (Siamese cats), we spent many hours petting and playing with them and came up with this idea. The cats loved to be spanked on their butts just as much as they did petting them. So we invented what we called a "Cat Whacker" it was shaped like to big hands and was put over the flanks of the cat and turned on. It would spank their butts to their content and that would leave us time to do other things besides pet the kitties. How stupid is that?

13 years ago. Rating: 1
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ok il tell you the ones that i thought of and had drawings of ect later to see that stolen? nope just to late i guess one was a kids toy remember the pog_go stick ? ok it was a little like that but the base was a ball like a basket ball with a platform to stand on a T shaped handelbar that went down to form the platform that u stand on so it had a large area that came in contact with the ground while u jumped and depending on the air pressure high or low would give u the bounce strength stairs no problem ect very stable i did make up one to test it was great i showed a few friends and got the thumbs down 3 years later i saw a addd on TV it was called the T ball it was almost exacly the same just more refined neater the other one was a retacdable key holder that sat on ur belt and had a chainthat ur keys were on while in the car u could lock it so the chain wouldnt pull compleat with a little lite to find the key hole ect i also make fake cacti that are very realistic u know the classic tall ones that u see but could never grow i make them as coat stands and just to look like the real thing very strong and lite i invented a new material that forms the outer skin if i like i call it hydro polima fiber u can mold and shape it and it dryes very hard its also so so inexpensive to make and all natural material im a artist sculptur and use photography ect many tools ect i have made that fit a perticular purpose

13 years ago. Rating: 0
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I WANT TO HELP THE NUKE PLANTS IN US
I HAD
A PATENT SEARCH,AND WAS TOULD NO ONE HAS THIS IDEAR.I CAN NOT PAY FOR THE PATENT.THE NAME OF MY PATENT IS THE NEW AGE ENERGY.THIS IDEAR I SEE NO ONE CAN SEE IT.ALL WAYS ENERGY,WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED TO BUILD THIS .NO MORE AIR POLLUTION,DESTROING THE LAND,YOU CAN'T HERE IT.HOW CAN THIS BE.NO FRICTION IN THIS ENERGY BUT POWERFUL ENOUGHT TO SUPPLY A CITY,OR NABORHUD,OR YOUR HOME,OR YOUR CAR ETE----.THIS NEW AGE ENERGY ALLSO HAS PART TWO IDEAR. IT CAN FLY.YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME BACK TO EARTH TO REFILL.WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WATES .TRY A NEW KIND OF ENERGY THIS IDEAR IN MY MIND CAN'T HELP THE NUKE PLANT IF I DON'T TELL THEM.I WANTED TO MAKE SOOM KIND OF PROFIT,BUT NOW AII THOSE PEOPLE LIVES IN DANGER;MY HEART DO CONDEAM ME.THAY SAY IT IS BETTER TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE,AND I BELIEVE THAT.THIS IS HOW I CAN HELP.

13 years ago. Rating: 0
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I know, why don't I tell you a real good one so you can steal it.....ya

13 years ago. Rating: 0
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