FISH-O

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Ducka failed! Colleen is going to jail and I have perished!

Please sign up for funeral duties...

So far I have asked Dondarlingjr. to accept the catering responisibilities.

What is your area of expertice?

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+9 Views: 1458 Answers: 15 Posted: 13 years ago

Tags: fish fry

15 Answers

Colleen

Karma: 2042400

Mwahahahaha!!!!! Fish Fry!!!!

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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Darci13

WHAT are you cremating her????????

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

HEHEHEHE

commented 13 years ago

ROMOS

You can,t do that, not going to be anything left for my family,how very dare you!

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Your family is a bunch of fleas, they don't eat much anyway, lol

commented 13 years ago

mycatsmom

that looks like a real fire

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

It is a real fire. Look what it did to fish girl.

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

Karma: 954810

This Is All Your Fault COLLEEN!

If you hadn't have dragged us all into hell in the first place I would never have caught on fire!

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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doolittle

LOL

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

But, but, we have cookies here!!! <grin>

commented 13 years ago

Darci13

Geez should we all run for our lives????????

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

Colleen- are you shure they r cookies and not those fish shaped crackers?

commented 13 years ago

Benthere

Did you hear that ? Oh well, I'm late for the tennis match...see ya.

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Oh we have gold fish crackers too :)

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Blame Ed!!! He's the one who said we are all in hell here! LOL

commented 13 years ago

ROMOS

Karma: 2300425

I can supply many little critters to aid your decomposition, if there is much left of you that is.

13 years ago. Rating: 13
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FISH-O

You ate my right fillet... OMG! Just bring the critters as guests... and don't eat my relations.... I am not kidding. Uncle George is a heavy weight!
All Hail Hail and Hail again!

commented 13 years ago

Darci13

Gosh leave her with what little she has left Romos or we won't have anything left to bury at the funeral.

commented 13 years ago

ROMOS

I,ll try my best to control them, but when they catch the hint of decomp it really is a struggle, you know.

commented 13 years ago

Benthere

What if she comes back as a shark ? !

commented 13 years ago

ROMOS

She,ll be well outnumbered, and we,ll be well fat.

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Bring lots of critters...they will help clean up the mess...uh...I mean, "the remains". Fish girl always said that neatness counts!

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

"they will help clean up the mess...uh...I mean, "the remains"

ROFLMAO!!!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

Karma: 378650

"Poor Dear Fishy Perished in the Polluted Waters of Life" I will handle leading the memorial service. To bring some laughs may I recite some of your best questions and funniest answers from this site?

13 years ago. Rating: 13
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FISH-O

Thanks so much Doo!....Feel free! and whatever happens ...Don't Let Coleen Through the Front Door!
She is completely incapable of rehabilitation!

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Mwahahahaha!!!! I'm here and I hungry....FISH FRY!!!!!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

I think we all know why she's going to jail! Please tell me she didnt scale u while you were gulping your last breaths! and I certainly hope you weren't alive when she put you in that fire!'

commented 13 years ago

ROMOS

Hey lady, keep your distance,you,re outnumbered.

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

r you talking to colleen?

commented 13 years ago

Benthere

I am morose !

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Oh yes please...fish girl would want many laughs at her service!!!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

Karma: 378650

OK Ducka- time for you to chime in

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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Ducky

Ahh yes...I'm on my way (further down the page) with my words of wisdom...hang on doo!

commented 13 years ago

Headless Man

Karma: 267169

Proof of life after a fish fry, fish girl lives again........

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

Woooah! Look what my fillet-o-fish did for your muscles!!!

commented 13 years ago

Headless Man

Only in the spirit world, sorry about your bones here on earth..........

commented 13 years ago

eggplant

Holy molee!

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Karma: 2042400

I brought the flowers!!!

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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doolittle

LOL! shhhh..any comments for the memorial service?

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Here's a comment...."Burp!"

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Black roses match Colleen's black sweater (for the funeral of course).

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

The black roses represent Colleen's lack of remorse... It's a seventh ring of he!! kind of thing.

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

Karma: 1457205

OK, I don't get it, what did I miss? As usual, I am left behind.........But I can cry on que....

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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FISH-O

Le' weep. The funeral is in a biligual country. You are now sad in French.

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

WHAT funeral? What is this all about? What did I miss? And you hit me with snow balls, I have to get you back..............!

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

I did that before the infamous fry!

commented 13 years ago

daren1

Karma: 724049

i'm good at proffesional morning, lots of experience in this area.

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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doolittle

Good because I tend to laugh..

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

Bring family members who love to cry as well. Sobbing loudly is what this particular event calls for.

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

So glad to hear it. I can wail quite loudly myself but more about that later.

commented 13 years ago

Flip

Karma: 178071

Some days you miss a lot if you take a few hours break from here. sigh....

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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Colleen

Nothing left but the bones. Hope you didn't come hungry, lol

commented 13 years ago

Flip

I am soooo ashamed. When I first saw her new avatar I assumed she had gone "au naturale" and I became "interested". Now I see she has met an untimely demise..... So ashamed ....

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Sick! Flip! Sick!! ; (

lol

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

Ha Ha Ha... Le' Weep!

commented 13 years ago

Jenn

I think this is the best comment yet.... You may be sick but i like it!!!!

commented 13 years ago

Darci13

Karma: 160778

I will handle the flowers and can Ollie come?

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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FISH-O

You are wonderful. Thank you. Ollie is more than welcome to attend. Bring lots of tissues... it will be a tear jerker.

commented 13 years ago

Darci13

Oh yes I will bring a truck load of tissues we will need them......

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

napkins to wipes your chins after the fish fry :)

commented 13 years ago

Darci13

I love fish but I refuse to eat my friend do not want to know my food personally.....

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

Thank you Darci.. Fishcanibalism is so out of style these days.

commented 13 years ago

mycatsmom

Karma: 393700

have you guys been drinking ? I feel like jh. You guys must be the ones that took drama in H.S. and were in all the plays

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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Colleen

Nope, never acted at all in school. We were having fun, a lot of laughs and good times. You know what that's like, right? You do have fun, laughs and good times, don't you?

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

No drinkie drinkie here... It's not 6 o'clock in Japan yet!

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Well, surely it's 6 o'clock somewhere!

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Karma: 1032550

HEY EVERYONE...I'M FINALLY HERE! WHAT CAN I SAY? I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT THE DEMISE OF FISH GIRL. I TRIED TO PUT OUT HER FIRE, BUT COLLEEN WAS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN (AS SHE STATED)... "WATCHING HER RUN IN CIRCLES". SHE BLOCKED THE DOOR AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO THE CRACKLE OF FLAMES AS FISH GIRL "WENT UP", SO TO SPEAK. THE ODOR OF FRYING FISH, STILL CLINGS IN MY NOSTRILS!!! WILL IT EVER GO AWAY.

I KNOW THAT I MUST ASSIST AT THE FUNERAL, BUT I'M JUST A WRECK. HOWEVER, SINCE I AM GREAT AT "WEEPING AND WAILING'" AT FUNERALS, I SHALL VOLUNTEER, RIGHT NOW, TO LEAD THE WAILERS. iF THAT IS OKAY WITH ALL OF YOU, I SHALL PROCEED WITH THE PLANS. I WILL LET YOU KNOW, AT THE DOOR, WHAT TIME THE WAILING SHOULD BEGIN. YOU WILL BE INFORMED OF MY "SPECIAL SIGNAL" SO THAT WE CAN BEGIN IN UNISON. PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THE PROPER TIMING. REMEMBER, FISH GIRL WILL BE LISTENING AND REALLY, IT IS ALL ABOUT HER.

BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE ONE WHO ONLY WEEPS QUIETLY INTO YOUR TISSUE, PLEASE STAY AWAY. WE ARE LOOKING FOR EXTREMELY LOUD MOURNERS!!! FISH GIRL IS WELL WORTH OUR BEST EFFORTS. THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE.

BOO HOO...HOO...HOO....HOO...BOO HOO...BOOOOOOOO....HOOOOOOOO..BOO HOO

P.S. Court case re: Colleen will begin immediately after the service!

13 years ago. Rating: 8
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Colleen

I've hired OJ Simpson's defense team. If they could get OJ off I'm sure to be acquitted! Now Ducka, I saw you with a bucket but are you sure it was water in that bucket and not LEMON JUICE???? Hmmmm?

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

I'm distraught enough, Colleen, without you now trying to implicate ME in "the fish girl fry"! We (fish girl and I) know only too well, who blocked the doorway.
By the way, how's your wailing?

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Is howling in laughter the same as wailing?

Oh and she's fish fry now. fish girl is gone, gone, gone.....Mwahahahaha!

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Perhaps, as both can cause tears to flow! I believe though, that a funeral usually commands tears of saddness RATHER THAN JOY!!!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

Colleen- Under these sad circumstances I find this case more that a little fishy- it is wise to have chosen the OJ team. Will there be a police chase? Please they are so much fun to watch!

Ducka- it seems you have been place right in the middle of this. Unless I have lost my position as leader of the memorial service (which is quite possible) I will not be joining your loud dramatic mourning group.....but then I have a habit of laughing at funrerals :)

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

@doolittle...I must have missed a post. I didn't realize that you were leading the memorial service or perhaps I just wanted to push you out of the way! Laughing at funerals? Why, that's disgusting! Perhaps we could divide the mourners into two groups...I could lead "the louds" and you could lead "the laughers" Would that work?

commented 13 years ago

eggplant